#random work stories

[glitchquake]

Just casually working a shift and over someone's speaker I hear...

"...she can go work at the women's clinic. who the hell wants to look at hoo-ha's all day long?!??"

Gynecologists, shitbird. Jesus fuck. And of course it's some guy saying it. 🤦🤦

Good grief, do t know why I was so irritated at this but goodness me, a profession in the health of women's reproductive systems is mind boggling to you?!?

[jahloveangel]

Memory loss is a sad yet remarkable thing Like I've had a client who couldn't tell me what they did the day before Or remember the conversation we had 30 minutes ago But could relate in perfect detail the little girl they had a crush on at age 5 who went on to become a pro dancer and stab a man in Puerto Rico

[harleylovesivy]

This kid I work with couldn't understand the concept of asexuallity so he had me explain it in detail while I cleaned the ice cream machine. And after I was done he just goes. "Oh, that's crazy! I didn't even know that was a thing! People should know about it! I'm going home and I'm googling everything about this shit." It was a good part of my night. And also one of the only parts of my night that I wasn't being harassed or threatened by customers.

[kaylaizzle]

Random work story

I had a guest in my store today that I sold an iPhone to on Saturday, who came back asking questions. She then proceeded to tell me that I should come help her give 5 kittens worms medicine because us cat ladies have to stick together.

[mevalee-blog]

at work today i over heard a kid say that he had a pet big and that his name was carnitas. i don't know whether to think that was some fucked up shit, or hela funny.