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This is a random convo happening at my school

Guy: Did you know that sugar is just happy salt?

Girl: So if a salt got counseling would it become a sugar?

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Guy: Does that mean artificial sugar is a sugar that is hiding it's true sadness?

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Guy: A tomato is a sassy apple.

Overwatch Shower Thoughts pt1

*While Mina is playing Tracer*

Andrew: Who do you think has the biggest boobs out of the females?

Mina: WHAT?! *Bursts out laughing*

Andrew: Mei?

Mina: Yeah. Mei

Andrew: What about sex preferences?

Mina: *Giggles*

Andrew: Can we agree Widowmaker would be into some really kinky s**t? Like Bondage and stuff?

Mina: Yeah. We can. :)

Andrew: :D

(6/4/2018)

Me: I'm always tired. It's my Modus operandi

Babe: Don't talk engineer to me

P.s- she's a phlebotomist and mortician which just makes this funnier

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I fucking love her

FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN. #earhustling #randomconvos #drinkawaythepain #✌🏾

My cousin's version of a "pick up line"

Hello....

Fancy seeing you here....

#WhatIfsOfLife #neverjudgeabookbyitscover #CaliLife #LifeandTimesOfHatterTheGreat #RandomConvos #randomthoughts #TheRealPicture #RealTalk #good #bad

[its late and im bored...please do not hesitate at all to inbox me, seriously it would be really great T-T kthxbai

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