#randommops

[gracer222]

COCK CUNT ASS MUNCHER?? (im sure some of those are questions right hushhhh)

Can I just repeat the ones that are repeats because I am lazy? Yes, I am doing that okay sweet LET’S DO THIS

Cock: List three reasons why you are awesome.

BECAUSE I AM JUST AWESOME. No, okay um. Because…I have written my own novels for fun, I am trying to learn a second language aaand I was one of the runners on a medal-winning cross country team. 

Cunt: What activism cause is closest to your heart?

Oh god, umm, well I’m not all that directly involved though I have made posts and shit about some stuff. But definitely LGBT since my aunt is married to a wonderful women, I have lots of friends who are part of that community, and you know what love is love regardless of the fucking gender so yeah. Also, feminism. Because holy fucking shit, how the hell is sexism and rape culture and crap still a thing?? It should not still be a thing-TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED, I LEARNED THAT WHEN I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD OKAY, I KNOW FOUR YEAR OLDS WHO ARE BETTER HUMAN BEINGS THAN ADULTS, GOD. (I’m sorry, recent news has been pissing me off)

Ass: Traits you find most attractive in a partner?

Well considering I have never had a partner before I’m not all that sure of the specifics. But you know, kind, honest, funny, but also slightly crazy like me and able to handle my fangirling, and they have to like reading. Also okay with watching “kids” movies with me. (okay, I guess I do know some of the specifics)

Muncher

Ummm…Kaitlyn, I think you mean motherfucker..Imma go with that sooo..Jensen Ackles, not gonna lie. XD

Thank you for the ask, you are awesome <3

[fuckworldaccelerated]

HERE'S THAT VIDEO I MENTIONED KAITLYN.

[biodick-blog]

GUYS

I gotta bullshit a story for writers craft

somebunny gimme a prompt mebbe?

[thehardkandy]

OK we're actually going home now. PS Kaitlyn I tried to explain what I wrote to my brother since it was pretty funny but my dad heard and all they got out of it was 'Patrick is a flaming homo' So at this point I don't think anyone in my family will think I'm straight until I bang a chick in front of them.

[thehardkandy]

ALRIGHT, I THINK IT'S FINALLY DONE AHAHAHAH

[thehardkandy]

Kaitlyn I swear it's getting close to done, though it's probably wayyyy longer than it needs to be.

And I keep asking myself 'WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING THIS' as I giggled maniacally in a skype call over one of the lines I just typed

[thehardkandy]

@Kaitlyn/Randommops On my phone because going out. But yea I'm actually liking it so far, it has been making me giggle in immature ways. The dentist tells me I have 4 wisdom teeth that need to come out, possible need of braces, and I have TMJ which I kinda already knew. BUT NO CAVITIES AT LEAST