Random stuff (possibly rum inspired)
+ I have, without planning it, ended up child-less tonight thanks to last minute requests by other people to have my children (I’m a bit in awe that they want my feral children, but they are welcome to them). As a result, the husband and I are heading to our favourite Indian place for a date. So exciting. Except, it’s way too hot for me and I’d probably rather sit on the couch and keep drinking my rum. Still, awesome curry and a sleep in tomorrow and NO FERAL CHILDREN. I can sacrifice rum on the couch.
+ But I really do want my rum.
+ I will drink my rum. Husband can drive.
+ Also said husband is awesome - I got a super cool hair dryer curly thing for Christmas so now I feel like I have swishy hair instead of flat hair. It is very cool.
+ Now my rum is all gone.
+ No, I will sit on the couch and wait until husband gets home and ask him to mix me some more. I quite like my couch.
+ But where has the rum gone.
+ I really miss Pirates of the Caribbean. Carribean? I can’t spell. Are there beans in the Caribean?
+ My back up career plan was to buy a square rigger and run Pirates of the Carribean (carribean? Carbbien? fuck this) themed scuba diving cruises in the Carybeen. Probably just as well that I didn’t need my backup plan if I can’t even spell the stupid word.
+ Once I had a one eyed goldfish called Jack Sparrow. He was so cool. Until he committed fishicide by jumping out of the bowl. I miss Jack Sparrow.
+ I wish my hsuband would arrive soon.