OPLA visual artist Randy Troy shared these shots of Mr. 5's newspaper, and while I’m so tempted to transcribe as much as decipherably possible (I won’t; it’s 11:30 pm; much of this is simply undecipherable), here's some of the main details:
"Alabasta Royal Army Switches Sides!" by Big News Morgans. Cobra, dance powder, Koza, and Chaka are mentioned, alongside Vivi, of course.
"Famous East Blue Pet Shop Reopens" by Iyan'eno Chinode, about Chou-chou's Pet Shop with a picture of "Chou-chou the Legend" himself and a Mayor Boodle mention.
"Water 7 Celebrates Local Hero: Barbara Troy", who is OPLA visual artist Randy Troy's mother, also referred to as "Barbara the Legend" as a photo caption. Mentions Aqua Laguna.
"Criminal and Doskoi Panda Rivalry Heats Up!" by Iyan'eno Chinode. Mentions Pappag (of course). "At first, I believed Cyber Panda was just Doskoi trying to compete with Crimin by rebranding into an afforable market."
Galley-La ad
"Iceburg of Water 7 Voted Grand Line's Favorite Mayor" by Iyan'eno Chinode. "For the fifth year in a row." "When asked for a comment, Iceburg turned to our boots on the ground and said, 'Oh, hello. I'm not here today,' before quietly disappearing into his estate." Mentions Kalifa.
"Jewelry Bonney Leaves a Trail of Injured Seniors and Children. Another New Menace In The South Blue" by Big News Morgans (hell yeah, girl <3). "Another gluttonous menace...with little to no regard for the Pangea Government laws protecting women, children, and healers." "Suspected to hail from the Kingdom of Sorbet." "Almost exclusively targeting retirees and toddlers" (yeah, about that...). Mentions Tumi, Baterilla, and the Kidd Pirates.
Ad for Captain's Sea Biscuits, Product of Shimotsuki Village.
Mt. Colubo Apples Co. ad
Tangerine ad. Can't make out much other text, but certainly a Conomi Islands nod.
