#ranged allies

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Lenox:What’s your sexuality again?

William:....I forget what people call it. Sexualn’t?

Barbara:Asexual?

William:Yeah, that’s it.

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William: Hey, Lenox, could you take out the trash?

Lenox:(grabs a trash bag) Sure thing!

Lenox:(opens a bag and gestures at Rosalio) Get in~

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William:…What’s that you got there?

Lenox:(giving her snake a treat) A cat.

William:That is clearly a snake wearing a cat ear headband.

Lenox:No it’s not, it’s a cat.

William:A cat with scales, no whiskers and no nose?

Lenox:…..It’s a very rare breed.

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Rozzi:It’s just... me and my girlfriend, we’ve been having some trouble recently. 

Alex:Just.... break up with her. 

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JP:Leon can’t decide where to eat tonight. 

Alex:Ooh, have you tried.... breaking up with him? 

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Lenox:Guys, this is William— 

Alex:Break up with him. 

William:We’re.... not dating?? 

Alex:Meh. 

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Lenox:(holding a snek) Guys i impulsively bought a snake, what do i name him?

William:You did WHAT–

Luke:William Snakepeare!

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William:Repeat after me:Don’t...

Lenox:Don’t...

William:Get any...

Lenox:Get any...

William:More tattoos...

Lenox:More tattoos...

William:Don’t get any more tattoos.

Lenox:I’m gonna get another snake.

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Lenox:The human body is a miracle.

Lenox:Right now, if I so desired, I could do fifteen percent of a backflip and break my bones right here in the sidewalk.

William:Please don’t.

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Jenny:Damn, you’re good at this.

William:Well, hang out with Lenox long enough and you become pretty good at lying.’No, you totally don’t look like you’re part of the mafia!’