May 6
Ah yes, my favorite duo : serious William and happy Rosalio.
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Ah yes, my favorite duo : serious William and happy Rosalio.
William:”Would you cut off your pinkie finger for 10 million dollars”.
Leon:Hand?
William:Hand. It mentioned that your pinkie accounts for 25% of your grip strength.
Leon:Just one hand or both hands?
William:Could be either or both, I’d just cut them off. Ten million is enough.
Leon:You can always put a... a prostate, in there. What’s it called.
William:Would it even reach? Up there? Your little finger? I don’t know.
Leon:Prosthesis. I meant prosthesis. I meant that if you wore a prosthesis it’s easy. I didn’t mean prostate. Shit.
(William shows Barbara and Lenox a meme video filmed underwater where within the first few seconds a fish shows up.)
Lenox:Hm, interesting.
Barbara:That fish is so ugly, I don’t like it.
William:(pauses it) I don’t want to show you the rest. A video of the plain sea and you’re letting out a “hm interesting”??
William:I had a short, kind-of dating this one girl, and she was the only experience I’ve ever had with an actually crazy partner.
William:She would try to tell me that my friends would talk shit about me behind my back.
William:She’d say things like... Let’s call him Josiah. She was like “Yeah, Josiah shoved me in a locker and called me a bitch.” Which was a total lie.
Lenox:Josiah would never.
William:I don’t know why I use fake names. His name’s Aiden. I don’t think he’d be upset I mentioned him. Haven’t talked to him in a while.
Lenox:I bet he’s in jail.
William:No, he’s not. I saw a picture of him on Instagram the other day.
Silvia:He’s pushing people into lockers!
Lenox:Truuuue.
William:”Highest survived fall, 10160 meters, Venna Vulovic survived falling off a plane because of her”- wait. How is this an...? “Because of her low arterial pressure”. I don’t understand.
Jan:She didn’t bleed as much.
William:I see.
Lenox:The pressure made her float!
Luke:MY ARTERIAL PRESSURE IS LOW, YOU FOOLS! Fffffflgh, she floats away!
William:A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to his fourth child, then was like “oh sorry, didn’t mean to brag”.
William:And I had to say “no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me”.
“The sheriff took McCormick to a hypnotist in the hopes of unlocking further memories, but the results were inconclusive.”
William:Sounds about par for the course for investigative methods in Florida.
Lenox:”What’ve you got? How’s the evidence looking?” “Well we hosed it all down.” “Ok.”
William:What do you want next?”
Lenox:“A hypnotist?!”
William:”Bring me a metronome.”
William:Phone’s ringing again... Let’s just ignore it.
Lenox:All right.
William:Huh. I thought you’d be too curious to know who’s calling.
Lenox:I am, but what if they threatened me for money...?
William:You’re a former mafiosa, have some backbone!