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I'm Not A Reclusive Alcoholic, I'm Just Pantsdrunk You Plebs

You may be wondering why I'm almost naked, as well as very drunk. And I'm really excited to get into this one with you, because it's a convenient two-fer. What you're witnessing is not only a well-established wellness routine, but it also means I get to duck the constant accusations that I'm an unhealthily reclusive alcoholic. You know, the kind of trite and troublesome rumors spread by nosy busybodies like my family and my doctor. I'm just European at heart, you uncultured swine. Read a book. Read the full article

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Your Bake Sale Secret Weapon: The Cookies Is People

The world of bake sales is downright cutthroat. It's like cock fighting, but with cookies. Beneath all the painstakingly creased cardigans, pumpkin spice body spritz, and freshly coifed I-want-to-speak-to-the-manager hairdos lies feral hearts—and they crave blood. Thankfully, after earning my stripes (and permanent scars) in this vicious sport, I've emerged with the perfect bake sale secret weapon. Read the full article

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We Tried To Find Inspirational Love Stories But Found Love Is A Lie

We here at Bunny Ears believe that human connection can transcend the ugliness of this world. In order to illustrate that point, we set out on a backpacking expedition across Europe to find inspiring stories of true love. We met with dozens of couples and asked them to talk about the loves of their lives. Unfortunately, everyone we met was a miserable son of a bitch.  Read the full article

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The Boxed Wine And Whatever Is In The Fridge Crash Diet

Hello again, readers! We here at Bunny Ears love trying out new diets and telling you about the results. Juice cleanses, the five-bite system, raw foods—we're here for them all. And as much as I'd love to review a new trendy diet for you today, I hit a bit of a snafu up front: The only thing I have unopened in the house is a box of wine. So introducing...The Boxed Wine Diet. Read the full article