#rankings

[shepherdsofhaven]

More Shepherds' Corner here!

[deadmanrunning]

Ranking my hero friends on how likely they are to bark back at me if I barked at them

Roy

Bart

Dick

Uncle Hal

Kori

Garth

Tim

Donna

Uncle Barry

Artemis

[charl0ttan]

tbh games>toys>colors>shapes

[avocadokin]

Fem TF2 mercs breast size smallest->largest

1. Scout -small and she's not happy about it, mostly breast tissue bc shes got little fat and very lean muscle

2. Sniper -barely bigger than scout's, mostly just bc shes got a bit more chest muscle from carrying her bigass sniper rifle everywhere

3. Spy -largest of the small end, big enough to go oo fem fatale but small enough to stay out of her way, mostly breast tissue but a little more fat than scout, but like barely

4. Demo -average? more muscle than the average woman but a bit less fat so balances out to make largely average titties

5. Soldier-pure muscle with a relatively thin layer of breast tissue and an even thinner layer of fat, barely larger than her male counterpart

6. Medic -he's the most conventionally attractive merc so she should be too, and that means titties on the larger end of the scale. lots of muscle from carrying around her heavy medigun constantly and a good helping of breast tissue and fat on top

7. Pyro -also has significant chest muscles from carrying the oxygen tank and flamethrower everywhere, but in addition is fat which pushes them above medic

8. Engineer -her machines are ridiculously heavy so tons of muscle there, she also has a very good layer of fat and for entirely self indulgent reasons i think she also has a good amount of breast tissue

9. Heavy -big <3

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Tier Ranking the Ranking Tiers:

B is so Amazing!

A is okay but even in last it's not bad, it's just not as good as S.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

My rankings of the Targaryen kings from best to worst (AKOTSK really revised my interest in this franchise lmao):

1) Jaehaerys I (terrible family man, but his accomplishments do speak for themselves. I mean, this guy created the kingsroad, a sewage system for King's Landing and was able to provide clean drinking water, that automatically earns him the top spot)

2) Daeron II (honestly, my favorite king. Just the fact that he brought Dorne into the kingdom through diplomacy earns him this high of a rank. And, also, his son is Breakspear, who is really cool)

3) Aegon V (okay, I’m biased since I like the Dunk and Egg books. But still, at least Westeros had a king for the common people. Unfortunately, he had to deal with so much political turmoil - most of it beyond his control - that his good deeds got overshadowed. He’s Westeros’ Jimmy Carter, his reign was just full of bad luck)

4) Jaehaerys II (short reign, but it sounds like he was a capable king at the very least)

5) Viserys II (he ruled for 1 year, but he gets points since he had to clean up the mess created by his nephews while he was their Hand. So this ranking is more about the potential he could’ve had as king)

6) Aegon III (I disagree with TWOIAF. He had to stabilize the realm after his family tore it apart through civil war. The fact that the Targaryens were able to reunite and reestablish their dynasty makes Aegon III one of the better kings in my opinion. Yeah, he might be “boring”, but he deserves praise for keeping the realm together!)

7) Maekar (from what I read, Maekar’s reign was pretty chill. I mean, sure, his eldest sons died and he eventually died during the Peake Uprising, but it sounds like a majority of his reign was calm)

8) Aegon the Conqueror (this is only going by how their reigns went. Yes, he’s a colonizing prick, but as a king, at least his reign was pretty stable. I mean, those last few years of his reign were literally called Dragon's Peace)

9) Aerys I (I don’t have much of an opinion on Aerys since he let Bloodraven make most of the decisions. He’s a nothingburger king.)

10) Baelor I (prime example of why it’s not a good idea to install a crazy religious zealot as king)

11) Maegor Targaryen (the dude was a monster, but I still put him slightly above Aenys since he at least recognized that you need to project power as a ruler)

12) Anus Aenys Targaryen (weak and indecisive)

13) Daeron I (you know what’s not cool? Invading a sovereign nation for no reason other than you wanting glory. And then failing to even do that. He also loses points posthumously since Daeron II proved he could take Dorne without violence)

14) Aegon II Targaryen (I put him above Viserys I only because I put more of the blame on Viserys and all the other assholes who were pushing for the war to happen. But still, it’s not like he was going to be a good king anyways)

15) Viserys I Targaryen (I like Paddy Considine, but still. This man could’ve done so much more to prevent the Dance of the Dragons. You’re literally a Targaryen, you’re telling me marrying Rhaenyra to Aegon II never occurred to him as a potential solution?)

16) Aegon IV (I mean, even TWOIAF considers him to be a F-tier king. While Viserys was just naive and politically inept, Aegon IV intentionally started the Blackfyre Rebellions just because he’s a petty asshole.)

17) Aerys II (worst king by default since his reign literally ended the dynasty)

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