Mousse x Fem Reader One Shot and Headcanons SFW (This is a mix of headcanons and a one shot)
⚠️Warnings⚠️: Angst and Fluff Fluff
Note: I LOVE this cute boy and want more of him, but since there's unfortunately no content about him, I have no choice but to make content myself.
Also, I don't want the Ranma 1/2 fandom to die
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The first thing you need to know about this Amazon is that he's already given up trying to win Shampoo's heart.
And that happened after he tried to impress her with a beautiful gift (AND A QUITE EXPENSIVE ONE), and she hit him and left him abandoned in his duckling form in a random place.
After that, Mousse felt devastated and lay there unconscious on the ground while it poured with rain.
You were walking near that street, holding your umbrella and heading home, when from a distance you saw something white with wings. You headed there thinking it might be some injured or abandoned animal, and… you were right.
As you got closer, you saw it was a white duckling that was completely soaked and covered in dirt.
"Oh, you poor little duckling, what heartless soul left you in this state?"
You decided to adopt him (I'm very sensitive when it comes to animals).
When you got home, the first thing you did was try to wake him up, since he was unconscious from Shampoo's beathings.
"Quack quack." Mousse didn't know who you were or where he was when he woke up, but judging by your expression of relief at seeing him alive, it made Mousse realize that no one in his entire life, not even his mother, had ever looked at him like that… with such a… gentle gaze.
"It's good you woke up!" “Stay here, I'll get you some snacks.”
Mousse couldn't believe the only person who had ever cared about him was a pretty but unknown girl.
After feeding him and giving him a few affectionate strokes, you went to run a warm bath to clean him up, and just as you were about to put the duckling in the water, he quacked and flew away a little scared.
“What's wrong, ducky? Are you afraid of hot water? Don't worry, it won't hurt you. Just come here so I can take a bath.”
“Quack!!” Mousse was terrified that you would put him in the bathtub. He didn't want you to think, seeing his real form, that he was trying to take advantage of you in some way.
Therefore, he would fight to avoid being put in there.
“Just come here, ducky.” You struggled hard to try to bathe the duckling until you succeeded… and what followed shocked you quite a bit.
You saw a very handsome boy with shaggy black hair who, for some reason, now had bottle-bottom glasses when he didn't before (That mystery really shocks anyone lmao) and was very muscular, as if he had trained in some kind of martial art.
Mousse closed his eyes behind his glasses in anticipation. He thought of the worst. He expected a slap, a scream, or your anger, but none of that ever came. In fact, he only felt soft hands cradling his face, and he was quite surprised.
"You have a Jusenkyo curse?" "Who dared to leave you lying in the middle of the street in the rain?" "You don't have any friends?" "What's your name?" "Where are you from?"
All those questions puzzled Mousse, who thought you would call him a pervert or opportunist, but no… He only received soft, genuinely concerned questions from you.
Questions no one was ever interested in asking Mousse at any point in his life........
And then he burst into tears as he told you everything that led him to be in the middle of the street, heartbroken, in his duckling form, unconscious from the many blows he'd received from the girl he'd supposedly been in love with since he was a child.
Mousse also told you how he'd never had friends and had been alone his entire life, all because he was chasing the "love" of his childhood.
All these words broke your heart, and you hugged him.
"Calm down, Mousse. From now on, I'll take care of you, and you'll live with me… I'll be your friend." Mousse could only hug you tighter.
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You were in a store with Mousse, who was now your boyfriend, while you were buying a few clothes and talking about things with him.
Mousse was extremely happy to finally be able to love a girl and have her love him back. He had spent his entire life trying to win the love of a girl who treated him terribly and was cruel.
Because of this, Mousse never had any friends because he focused on winning Shampoo over.
He greatly appreciates all the care you gave him and how it all led to their impending romance.
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Now for the headcanons of our beautiful Amazon:
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Mousse is quite insecure.
Shampoo has gotten him used to being mistreated, so when you show him affection, he'll feel weird but also strangely happy.
The Amazon loves PDA. He wants to show everyone (mainly Ranma, and just in case, Ryoga too) that you are HIS and that you love HIM.
Now, if PDA bothers you, just tell Mousse and he won't do it (but you won't be saved from him looking at you with hearts sticking out of his glasses).
He's very silly when it comes to kissing.
He gets very nervous, stutters, and sweats a little.
I'm a firm believer that Mousse practices kissing you with his pillow.
He also practices talking to you seductively in the mirror… but when it comes down to it, he fails.
He daydreams about having children with you and some pets.
I have a feeling Mousse likes rabbits.
He'll let you wash him, groom him, and Brush his messy hair.
He loves it when you offer to brush his long hair.
Sometimes he sleeps with you in his ducky shape on purpose.
He loves watching Chinese movies with you, but not just any movies, those crazy Chinese movies with lots of comedy (like Shaoling Soccer, Kung Fu Sion, or Jackie Chan movies).
I feel like he also likes Korean dramas like Squid Game, Angry Mom, Extraordinary Attorney Woo, True Beauty, etc.
He likes to take you to different places in China and, if you let him, take lots of pictures.
This guy will definitely teach you self-defense.
He's quite sweet and won't let you cook; he'll do it himself. (Remember, he was at a restaurant… I 100% recommend his food, it's delicious!!!)
As for anniversaries and dates, Mousse is very determined and will remember and plan them a week in advance.
He's also hungry for love and physical contact, so get him drunk on it. Love, and you'll see how happy and smiling he'll always be.
As I mentioned at the beginning, Mousse is very insecure, so he doesn't want you to meet Ranma in any way possible (the poor baby is afraid that you'll fall in love with Ranma, leave him, and do the same thing to him as Shampoo).
In these cases of insecurity, the best thing to do is kiss him and assure him that you only love him and that you would never leave him for anyone else.
Mousse is also an incredible stylist.
I mean, just look at his beautiful hair.
Now we all know your secret Mousse 😈
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If you wish, Mousse will be your Chinese teacher, and for each achievement, you'll receive a sweet kiss from him 🥰
And if you want, at the end of the lesson, you'll get something else… warm and pleasurable ;)
If for some reason Ryoga or maybe Kuno fell in love with you, Mousse would become a great defender of your space.
And he'll fight to the death against those two jerks.
Sometimes, you'll have to stop him.
Because, as we already know, this man has no qualms about trying to kill his opponents.
So, unless you want Ryoga and Kuno to die, you better control your Amazon.
When Shampoo finds out where Mousse has been these past 5 months, she'll celebrate and be overjoyed.
Since he'll finally no longer be on her to bother her :(
Mousse is VERY perceptive and will know what you want or need just by observing your expressions and body language.
You Little Duck is good at comforting and helping you with stress.
So if you're feeling bad or want to vent, don't hesitate for a second to turn to Mousse.
Bottom line: Mousse is 100% husband material.
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Random meme I found on the internet:
It's a shitty meme but…. it made me laugh
HAVE A NICE DAY/AFTERNOON/NIGHT
And don't forget to eat, drink plenty of water, take your medication and sleep, that's important