Oh yay! Disney finally added Doctor Doolittle! Oh, I’m so excited! I remember really liking it. Let’s see if it holds up.
*pulls it up*
Okay the cover-? Whoever was on editing, that’s a guinea pig. I should know, I have two of them, and unless it’s a baby, which I can tell it’s not, it shouldn’t be that tiny. Oh well it’s cute and is probably a main character so they had to shrink it to make it fit the cute idea.
*movie begins all going well. Cuts to his apartment with his daughter’s guinea pig*
*Guinea pig in a tiny, about 1.5x1.5, cage even too small for a hamster and is sitting in a wheel*
*SCREAMS*
YOU’LL BREAK HIS LIL BACK HE’S NOT A HAMSTER NOOO!! Guinea pigs can’t run in wheels and not hamster balls either! Their backs can’t take it-.
*realizes what this means*
Oh my goodness the movie has no clue what a guinea pig is and is simply doing it because it’s bigger than a hamster and can do basic tricks better. NO. It is not a hamster! Did no one do research?! That guinea pig’s nose and tail are each two inches from the edges of the cage and the wheel takes up half of that! Oh my goodness no!