#raptoracaptain

[slips-tream]

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Bad advice~

So the bird of prey wanted some of Lenas grade A advice? Well who was she to deny her? “You really should talk to your mother again. I’m sure she’d love to hear of all your accomplishments in the last year.” 

The pilot paused, seeming to remember a piece of information she’d received. “Oh forgive me, I mean her gravestone.” Was this really advice? Probably, but a chance to take a cheap shot wouldn’t go wasted.

[askdrziegler]

Doctor, I wouldn’t bother trying to get Jesse to stop smoking. Don’t you feel like King Canute demanding the tide not come in?

“Well, I do admit it is a rather large task and though it may seem impossible, stubborn as he may be, I am much the same. So I will continue to try!”