#raptordad

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Raptordad: He's wearing armor, AND he has magically reinforced skin

Karla: He's like a canned alligator

[starkskywalker15]

Based on this other picture: 

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note to self: I should go to sleep, It’s 6:13 am.

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Raptordad: I wonder of it hurts to be bitten by a worm

Raptor: I got gnawed on by a snail once. That's the research I can contribute with

Raptor: It was a grove snail.

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Raptordad: It is schimitar-time

Luna: Every day is schimitar day

Karla: If you have your priorities in order

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My dad can tame a dragon bigger than your dad can tame a dragon

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This perhaps gives you other opportunities than if you are 1m50 and. Has many axes.

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These aren’t magically enchanted, they’re just completely normal, annoying, pale, prickly bioluminiscent vines.

Completely normal glowing vines

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Raptordad, investigating a character sheet: No, that number is if you have a favored enemy, you don't, right?

Luna: Not against trees, no

Raptor: Favored enemy: TREES

Karla: I HATE TREES! I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals but because I HATE PLANTS!!