#rat union

[ratbuffoon]

IMPORTANT QUESTION❗❗❗❗

does Marvin have a house? A place of residence? I imagine he would live in a dumpster. That's got permanent fireworks attached to it or something. But I don't know, I don't live with him

Melvin lives i. whatever government building ge can get his paws on actually

But yea there need to be fireworks where he is, you got that right, yay!

[ratbuffoon]

*spins into your inbox*

Hiya, what's Melvin up to lately? (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

*floats away*

HIIIIII

Melvin has been celebrating because hollow left tumblr, FUCK YEAH

[ratbuffoon]

Exams are done so expect me in y'all's askboxes and feel free to jump in my askbox because I'm slowly going back to tumblr

[ratbuffoon]

*sprinkles some glitter into your ask box*

Hehehe, you'll never get it out of the carpet

I think Melvin loves glitter, as a weapon! Maybe!

YESSSS HE LOVES GLITTER BOMBS FOR DECIEVERY

btw I don't have any carpets, SKILL ISSUE MUEHEHEHHEEHHE >:)

[ratbuffoon]

*trips on the way into your inbox*

Whoops. Uh, anyway-

HIi hey! Do you prefer hot or cold weather? Or some other weather.

*floats away into a cloudless sky*

Whenever I'm in dark clothing (metalhead skill issue) and it's sunny I remember that one goth that was fully in black in Carribbean summer weather and suddenly it's not that hot anymore, I don't have the equivalent of that for cold weather so ig hot is more managable?

WHAT WEATHER DO YOU LIKEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA *explodes into 1000 Lego pieces*

[ratbuffoon]

Do you have a favorite book? ^_^ and why's it your favorite. Or movie/tv show if you don't read much. ✨

I like Furam Feminizam which is a feminist book that, besides a lot of things, taught me "gay is okay" as a closeted teen, my favourite movie is Hurricane Bianca

How about you?????? :3

[ratbuffoon]

Hello you wondered which fictional world I would be in and in a previous ask by another one of my lovely moots I said the Percy Jackson universe and honestly I have so many I'd love to be in! Your rat lore world is on the list though, it just seems so interesting and complex, I imagine Tumblr users would adore Melvin and make theories about his reasons for his actions. Also I like the pterodactyl things (I can't remember the name at the moment, I'm sossossoo sorry 🥺 pls forgive me I love them) and their lore is so cool! Your world is beautiful and I think I'd love living in it! :D

Me when @i-am-cursed-with-emotion has the most goated choices:

WHY are YOU so GOATED??????

Also, I encourage you to charge your devices, phone, laptop, headphones, whatever you have Your Majesty!

[ratbuffoon]

If you could be in any fictional universe which one would you be in and why? (Books, movies, tv shows, something of your own creation, etc) ^_^

First of all I would NOT be in the Rat Lore world, everything random can happen there for all I know. I think I would be in Minesweeper as the Minesweeper emoji. You mess up and a square goes kaboom and I go ☹️ and then you start over and I go 🙂 again. Perfect.

I feel like you would like to be in the Rat Lore world, however I suppose that's not your first pick. NOW I WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD BE. GET RIGHT BACK IN MY INBOX AAAAAAA