I need more rats

I'm Suzi/Suzana! ENTJ-A, a specimen of a new alien kind, I'm more bubbly than I seem I promise. If you see me post like I'm high, it's because I took my meds, nothing alarming :3

[ratbuffoon]

My carrd ^_^

Because I didn't post anything about Rat Union on other platforms and also haven't really searched the entire internet before making up the name, if y'all see Rat Union anything on other platforms that is not related to the lore

My biases as of now:

IVE - Liz (ult)

Le Sserafim - Sakura

ILLIT - Moka

XLOV - Rui (ult)

TXT - Beomgyu (ult)

aespa - Ningning (ult)

ITZY - Ryujin

i-dle - Shuhua (ult)

Stray Kids - Han

Red Velvet - Seulgi

Enhypen - Sunoo

BabyMonster - Asa (ult)

Mamamoo - Moonbyul

Twice - Momo

NMIXX - Bae

Close Your Eyes - Kenshin

RESCENE - Minami (ult)

Dragon Pony - Kwon Sehyuk

Slipknot, Kittie, Cheap Perfume, Eths, 6arelyhuman, Ayesha Erotica, Rebzyyx, other than that I listen to some more nu metal and hyperpop songs

Recently started listening to Skelet psiho manijaka

I <3 CANDICE CLOT!

About ult biases, it's not a decision thing but rather which bias I see and instantly go 🤯

My tag: rat buffoons (all kinds of posts)

rat lore/rat union (posts related to rats, used by other members too ^⁠_⁠^)

[ratbuffoon]

\⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♬ hi.... I don't have anything to say I'm just procrastinating doing... *checks notes* everything.

Interesting, noted.

I have taken my night meds and they're starting to work so I feel sick and lightheaded and shit but I also feel funny so it cancels out lol

[ratbuffoon]

Checked ur blog and immediately blinded myself in my BC of how bright it is. Ur so cool wth ily (platonic ofc !!) we're moots now.

Oh absolutely. I'm pretty sure you recommended me to screenshot a funny comment and post it, which I did thank you ^_^, and when I was making that post I wanted to tag you but tumblr didn't let me... What's the cursed dog that you saw?

[isawthecurseddog]

I think I should give a littleee backstory on why my user is the wut it is but like.

TW: VIOLENCE (does animals killing eachother count? I'm still gonna list this to be safe), VERY LOOSE AND BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF A DEAD ANIMAL, MIGHT BE TMI

Basically, when I was like. 11-12 or smth, my dog was this really sweet and friendly boy that genuinely wouldn't hurt anything. My old phone had pics of animals like birds and turtles sleeping ON him and he didn't do anything else other than watch them (it's battery exploded and i couldnt retrieve said photo 🥹) Ik it sounds unrealistic but I SWEAR IM BEING FR THAT HE REALLY HAS NOT AND USUALLY WOULD NOT HURT ANYTHING. but moving on, at some point, there had been rats in our house and my mom set up multiple traps for it and when it was caught, my dog would walk up to the rat cage and do that nudge nudge thing with his snout.

Mind you, this is also a really intelligent dog, so ig he was observing how WE were treating the rats.

After about a week of doing this, we freaked out one morning cause there was a dead rat in our garage but it wasn't BC of the trap. It was like REALLYYYY FKIN BLOODY and it was all toyed with and idk but we realized my dog had killed it cuz his tail was wagging harder than it usually did.

Yeah. So. Isawthecurseddog comes from the fact I saw my absolute sweetheart of a dog maul a rat.

[ratbuffoon]

THIS WAS SO INTERESTING OMG, also idk why the reblog sounds like you're scared, it's not like the Rat Union will arrest you lol, but now jokes aside that does sound disturbing to witness

[glymm-jaecer]

Hi!!!

What's creepypasta actually, how did it begin?

Oh boy, I am not good at explaining things, but I will try for you friend, also this could read as a rant ig.

Spooky stories have existed for eons, but when we refer to something as a Creepypasta, we’re talking internet presence, like Jeff the killer for example.

The story was very poorly written, but it was popular, it’s considered a Creepypasta because it was spread over the internet, that’s why it’s considered a Creepypasta.

It kind of began with the rise of internet culture in the early 2000’s, and as long as we keep the fandom alive, it won’t die.

I also find it important to mention, while the trio of Masky, Hoodie and Toby are iconic, Masky and Hoodie are from a ARG, not Creepypastas, they are from Marble Hornets, different universes.

Of course there are a few things that make a good Creepypasta, fun fact, they don’t have to be poorly written, or well written for that matter, here’s another fun fact, and people may disagree, but there is no canon, if there is, it’s highly malleable.

Popular Creepypastas tend to have “crazy”/“corny” designs to make them more memorable.

Another flaming hot take I have, because there is no canon/ we make canon, you can’t make a character out of canon, and any “OC” you make is canon, remember, a Creepypasta is a story/character shared over the internet, that’s what qualifies it.

[ratbuffoon]

Checked ur blog and immediately blinded myself in my BC of how bright it is. Ur so cool wth ily (platonic ofc !!) we're moots now.

Oh absolutely. I'm pretty sure you recommended me to screenshot a funny comment and post it, which I did thank you ^_^, and when I was making that post I wanted to tag you but tumblr didn't let me... What's the cursed dog that you saw?

[catchymemes]

[ratbuffoon]

One and a half fucking week and I'm done with exams

[ratbuffoon]

What's your opinion on birds?

Birds are goated tbh, ravens and hooded crows are my fav, alt looking birds lol

Which ones do YOU 🫵 like?

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[ratbuffoon]

what's YOUR favourite song rn moot ?? (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

ETHS MY GOATSSSSS

[i-am-cursed-with-emotion]

Opinion on rugs??

Ooo that's a good question!! I love really soft plush rugs, good for sitting on. And I love tracing the designs of decorative type rugs, but not sitting on them because they can be itchy. I give rugs a solid 8/10

[ratbuffoon]

SAMEEEEEEE

[ratbuffoon]

Whats your opinion on nu metal

My opinion is YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE *falls into 1000 Lego pieces*

[ratbuffoon]

At preparation classes and for some reason a classmate from a fellow class isn't mean to me?? Wtf??

[loveridden1999]

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[catchymemes]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess