#ratater

[nurseyxbitty]

Ransom: Holtzy, I don't have clean boxers, I'm borrowing yours with the candy canes, alright?

Ransom: (walking down from attic)Bro, this Axe deoderant, throw it out man, can't believe you go on dates wearing it-- I'm only putting it on now because I can't find mine

Ransom:Lards are these your duck slippers? They're mad cute, bro. Comfy, too

Ransom: (stops mid-step on staircase, face to face with Alexei mashkov)

Tater:Merry Christmas!

Ransom:

Ransom:

Ransom:I HAVE A PIE BAKING IN THE ATTIC I GOTTA GO

[zoombits]

okay guys what is tater/ransom's ship name???? there are so many discrepancies throughout the fandom and i just want the universal name

[nurseyxbitty]

Holster:You could have come downstairs and just gotten to know him a little...

Ransom: I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE CARDIAC ICU

[autisticjackzimmerman]

SAY HI TO TASTER IM