youre parking a car with a rear-view camera. as you back up, you spot a glimpse of a tiny man, maybe seven or eight inches tall, a fraction of a second before your rear tire crushes him with a sickening noise. you leap out of the car and find that the gnome—because you know it to be a gnome, you understand despite never having seen a gnome, despite never once believing in sprites or faeries of any variety, that this is a gnome—you find that the gnome has been turned into a pile of gore indistinguisable in appearance or smell from that of a smushed piece of blueberry pie with graham cracker crust. nobody will ever believe what has happened here. what do you do?
scoop up his blueberry guts and eat them, to give his death some slight meaning
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Voting ended onAug 24, 2025