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a brief looped recording of my friend jaywon's laugh

[jasminethefifth]

THIS IS THE KINDA STUFF THAT HAPPENDS AROUND THIS TIME

Amanda, 1:05 am, concerning erotic friend fiction

[jasminethefifth]

see if you looked at my phone and saw that i just sent a text/snap to someone that said "when r u coming over to straddle me"

you'd probably have to assume some things about who i was sending that to

but what you don't know is that i was talking to amanda because i love her 5evr and we've been in a serious relationship for years now

#bostonmarriage4lyfe

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literally the only reason amanda bought that curling iron

japanese butt torture

[jasminethefifth]

"if they do come over, i'll just pretend i dont know what theyre talking about and when they least (yet most) expect it I WILL KILL THEM AND CREATE HANDBAGS USING THEIR SKIN"

don't fuck around with Amanda's free handbags 

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This is why we can't have nice things, Ryan.

[jasminethefifth]

more reasons to hate reddit

(Ian must never know.)

i mean before tonight reddit was just a general nuisance

but now i've accidentally found Ian's account

and oh my god this dorkbutt

nothing graphic, nothing like really bad you know?

but like after looking at that comment history, and whispering "No...it can't be..."

then this comes up:

and I cried into the night

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO