Mar 31, 2022
Modern au:
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚: Hello, yeah, someone hacked into our bank account
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖, 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩: NO-
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: Spending all our money
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖, 𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙛: MY NICKEL-
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: I need to make a claim
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: I FOUND IT ON THE FOOD COURT
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: Transfer me, that's fine
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖, 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙛: I WAS GONNA GO TO TARGET
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: Yes, I'll hold
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: BA!
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: Yeah?
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: PLEASE TELL ME MY NICKEL IS STILL THERE
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: They spent over ₱5000, Raya..
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖:...And my nickel?
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: What??
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: Is it still there?
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: Your nickel??
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: Yeah
𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖: There's only 11 cents left on the account.
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖, 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙙: Oh thank goodness.
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