If you ever managed to befriend the ratmen they would exploit that for everything it’s worth. Nesting at your house, raiding your fridge, taking anything that looks interesting like games or comics.
It’s just in their nature to be greedy and it’s up to you to teach them manners (or domesticate them really). If you don’t they’ll walk all over you
this was infact sent quite a few raturday's ago. whoopsie. just general hcs with them living with you, might make a more detailed version of how each ratman are some day
The perfect freeloaders. They'd completely overwhelm and take over your place as soon as you open your doors to them
It's not like it's malice — it's in their nature. They can't help but begin to nest and hoard. Your space is bigger than what they're used to, and you make them feel so safe
They’re not entirely self-serving, not when you provide them with pretty much everything they need. You'll begin to notice that they expect your generosity, wearing your patience thin with begs and nags
They see you as an infinite supply, not having to worry about risking their lives for beer or chips. Not when they can whine for a restock every week, which you always kindly oblige to :-)
Your house is now theirs too, which means everything in it is free game. Every shiny, even semi valuable item has since gone "missing", and metal cutlery has to be put away for the sake of not having to eat with your hands for every meal
As much as they’re greedy, the ratmen also develop an intense attachment towards you. Their hoards and nests include scents of you —socks, shirts, underwear. Even things you use, like hairbrushes or blankets will be stolen
You won't be able to go anywhere without them following behind. as they can’t bear to be separated from their dear provider for even a moment
If you sit down on the couch, they’ll climb up next to you, wanting to be as close as physically possible. It’s like their world revolves around you (it does), and they’ve made it their life’s mission to stay within arm’s reach at all times
And since there are 5 of them, you can bet you'll never have a lone moment with them as your "roommates"
6'5 - axe luther, nana (when standing up straight)
13'1 - nana (full body length)
long analysis under cut
so the circled ones are the ones the same height as randal (5'4) which i found here it says he's 5'4 so yeah the circled ones include satoru, randal, all the ratmen, scarecrow kid, spider girl, and yamada
then i worked with those a little taller or shorter than that which are kitty carpet and flowerman who're a little taller so i made them 5'5 and dream luther who's a little shorter so i made him 5'3 then i worked with dream luther to get avalona's height as 5'2 since shes only a tiny bit shorter than him
then i went to sebastian who's a bit taller than kitty and made him about 5'7 since he was slightly taller than her than she was the 5'4s ykwim and then i noted the daisies and hitchhiker b to be the same height as him and went off of that to say that hitchhiker a is 5'8
then i measured off hitchhiker a to say nyon and nyen are the same height as him (i dont count nyen's hat as part of his height since i've seen art where it comes off unlike nyon's ears) and then went off of that where luther's 2 inches taller than them so he's 5'10
then i measured that axe luther and nana (when she's standing like that in the chart) are the same height and that ethereal q was about 4 inches shorter than them so in order to get his height i had to get theirs first so i went off luther for that and determined it was about a 7 inch difference and 5'10 plus 7" is 6'5 for them and 6'5 minus 4" is 6'1
then i wanted to measure nana's full body length so i took about her body length and compared it to the rest on the ground and there was about 4 inches that it didn't cover so i counted it as 6'9 on the ground and 6'5 + 6'9 is 13'1 so that's her full body length
the n/a ones (house elf, cone, ego) are ones too small to properly measure even with the others as a reference so i didn't fill those out, i'll just estimate like a few inches tall for house elf and ego and about a foot for cone
