#ratman 3

[cheese-dog8]

I have a new friend, I'll release him soon

[noraneko-takeuchi]

I love ratmans

[monayen]

Okay okay now I think ratman 3 will "read" any book and get distracted wishing it was porn.

Like something like the moss under their boots was soaked and squelched with every step will have him biting his lip already with his limited knowledge

I think a hentai manga would be a really good reward for him cause there’s less words and lots of pictures. But probably all the ratmen would fight over it if they find out and if you’re really unlucky they pick up cringe dirty talk and try it on you

my weenie

cw. masturbatin'

Realistically, unless you go out of your way to get him specifically pornographic material, most of what you swipe for Ratman 3 probably comes from Luther's bookshelves

So unless niche books like the "psychological effect of mannequins" secretly have a kinky undertone nobody was aware about, he's "reading" pretty non-sexy things

But after his first cheesy erotica, he's pretty dead set that every new book he begs you for is the nastiest collection of words possible. I think the word "wet" and "hold" are enough for recognize and get hard from

If you manage to get a sticky hentai manga from Randal, he's a WRECK. Actually treats it like a the holy grail, the amount of ropes he's shot hunched over that paperback borders on concerning. He'd be damned if any of the other Ratmen actually found out about it

There'd probably be some blood spilt if it ever does get found out. Actually... definitely lol

[monayen]

omg I forgot ratman 3‘s bad at reading… imagine giving him a raunchy novel lol

like either it goes over his head. or maybe the glimpses he can read and cover/pictures fan the flames and his imagination runs wild.

imagine him sweating, drooling, rock hard and gripping that book for dear life. trying so hard to read the story cause he believes it’s gotta be the hottest smut ever when it’s just some bland dime novel but in his mind it’s Pornograhpy

the lady boner this just gave me ;-)!! ripped my jeans!

cws. masturbatin'

foremost, i think a kinda steamy cover is enough for ratman 3 to burn red and pop a tent. dark backdrop, a bare torso, a pair of hands running along it… you can't even see the goodies but he's still hiding somewhere in the vents practically heaving staring it

once he actually does attempt the words, it really does go right over his head. the sentences look like mush to him, so he’s just sitting there squinting, mouthing the sounds slowly. tongue poking out the side of his mouth, brow furrowed, his usual precious TV guide forgotten next to him

but then he catches glimpses — just one word he actually recognizes. thrust, or moan, maybe wet. it’s enough for his little brain to practically short-circuit. he doesn’t even fully get the context, but his imagination fills in every blank with the dirtiest possible image

3 fully convinces himself that he’s holding the most nasty, raunchy piece of literature ever written. sweat drips down his forehead as he stares hard at the words he barely understands, gripping the paperback so tightly the spine ends up worse for wear

but that doesn't really matter, he's accidentally shooting ropes too close to the pages anyways. if he ruins the book too much, he’ll sheepishly ask for another similar book from you. the plot is just really interesting, okay?!

does in fact cum in his pants when you explain what a trilogy is

if you ever do walk in on him, it's an absolute scene.. nose twitching, cock straining in his pants, grinding down against the floor while his hands smear drool over the spine of the book. he looks up at you with his eyes blown wide like you just caught him committing a crime

but 3 doesn’t stop rutting. if anything, he whimpers louder, nudging the book towards you, begging you to read it out of him now

[cxrder-x]

I'm still proud of doing this

[rfconfess4]

I want to make a trio (y'know what kind of trio//) with Ratman 3 and Ratman 4

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[jamspillage]

fan art i drew of final fantasy-kun dying in a glue trap

[jamspillage]

dude...................................