#ratpocalypse

[chaos-connie]

You seem to be a responsible adult. How does fork toast?

you put the fork in the bread and then you toast it over the fire

[ectolights]

Rats are like juice packs for vampires

Yes, anon, ur absolutely right. And I’m pretty sure @shinyspooks aka Queen Rat Brûlée knows all about that

[danidump]

B̴̩̖̀́̒ͅe̴̛̫͐͗w̵̛̤͙͖͘ȃ̵̼͇̭̃r̸͑͛͜é̴̗͓͉̍͝ ̷̧͇̅͆f̷͓̪̆̚͝ͅo̶̦̾r̴̠̪̊ ̷̫́̓́t̴̹͚̆͛̋h̴̰̾̚ê̷̦̜͝ ̶̲̱̬̃R̸̬̯̣̈́͌̀ǎ̴̲̥t̶̗̤̏̐p̶̟̺͗ŏ̸̡c̷̨̍̀̊ḁ̷̠̈́ḻ̶͇͠y̶͕̙̼̕p̶̲̣̓̂s̶̨̢̲̀ë̵͈̰́͐̕ ̵̬̹̣̊͗h̸͉̙̯̐̄a̴̘͊͊̔s̵̨̆͐̍ ̴͙̮͝b̷͎͊̈́̏e̸̤͕̓g̷̣̞̔͝ù̷̟̞̀͊ǹ̸̦̃̂

Wow! I feel included

[wackyattack]

B̴̩̖̀́̒ͅe̴̛̫͐͗w̵̛̤͙͖͘ȃ̵̼͇̭̃r̸͑͛͜é̴̗͓͉̍͝ ̷̧͇̅͆f̷͓̪̆̚͝ͅo̶̦̾r̴̠̪̊ ̷̫́̓́t̴̹͚̆͛̋h̴̰̾̚ê̷̦̜͝ ̶̲̱̬̃R̸̬̯̣̈́͌̀ǎ̴̲̥t̶̗̤̏̐p̶̟̺͗ŏ̸̡c̷̨̍̀̊ḁ̷̠̈́ḻ̶͇͠y̶͕̙̼̕p̶̲̣̓̂s̶̨̢̲̀ë̵͈̰́͐̕ ̵̬̹̣̊͗h̸͉̙̯̐̄a̴̘͊͊̔s̵̨̆͐̍ ̴͙̮͝b̷͎͊̈́̏e̸̤͕̓g̷̣̞̔͝ù̷̟̞̀͊ǹ̸̦̃̂

Boy howdy am i excited!!!

[five-rivers]

Speaking of which, isn't it the year of the rat?

[the-ratpocalypse]

hey hello wHat The f rats are cool and also what is this yO

Hello Outsider-in-Between Welcome to the R̵͚̪̥̃̎̄̐́̀̉ä̸̲͍̱̰̜͕͈͈̜̭̬̥́͐͂̐̆̿́͐͝ͅͅt̴̢̧̯̜̱̘̪̮͔͍̯͈̀p̷̨͈̝̯̜͖͕̳̲̺̖̱̈́̅͋̾̀̀͂̃͐͊͛̕ǫ̵̬̖̬̻̹̾͛̄͆́̎̀́̀̈́͘͝͝ç̴͈̎̌̌͆͗͠ͅã̵̧͌́̕͝͝l̷̡̡̦͈̱̤̲̮̜̬̥̺̝̗͋̏́̿͝y̸̯̺̠͒̏̐́̉͋͗́̉͂̂̽͝͝p̵̢̠̻̬͔̗̥̩̰̗̎̒͛͗͒̽̃͐͘͘s̷̨̩͎̯̘̣̲̮̮͉̙̟̳͚̝͌̋̉̆̿̕͘e̷̹̜̩̋̃̿͒̔͗̽̑͋̾͜. We are here to spread the rats, for a nasty grape decided to threaten our M̷̡̳͚̦̥̙̱̭̰̜̼̜̓̑̑͂͌̆́̈̑̈́̒̔̎͊̓̐̂̏̅́͒͑̃͛̄͒̋̎̈́͊̂̚̚͘̕̕͝͠o̸̢̡̢̧͍̜̘̰̥̘̘̞̲͓̱͎̰͓͎̦̎̐̾́̆͒͆̈́̈́̅͂͑̍̂̋̚͝ͅt̴̨̟̥̮̖̜͙͙̜̙̩̞̞͔̗̱̭͖̘̦͂̉͐ͅh̵̢̢̡̗͔͔̣͇͎̳̖͔̖̤̗̥̞͚̱̩̰͕͚̞͚̙͔͖̞͎̺̠̰̤̼͊̓̔͘͜ͅę̵̛̛̳̲͉̮̜̞͍̩̘͉̝̰̻̥̠͈̺͙̍̂͋̎͗̏̿̈́͛̀͗̔͋̐͐̈́͒̄̄̑̄̋̈́̏͂̀̀̏̃̚͘͜͜͜͝͝r̴̡̡͚͉̹̳̪͎͕͚̤̤͇̼̘̭̩̪̬̠͓̦͉̟̣̬̼̲̮̪̚͜ and we could not let that slide. And when our M̷̡̳͚̦̥̙̱̭̰̜̼̜̓̑̑͂͌̆́̈̑̈́̒̔̎͊̓̐̂̏̅́͒͑̃͛̄͒̋̎̈́͊̂̚̚͘̕̕͝͠o̸̢̡̢̧͍̜̘̰̥̘̘̞̲͓̱͎̰͓͎̦̎̐̾́̆͒͆̈́̈́̅͂͑̍̂̋̚͝ͅt̴̨̟̥̮̖̜͙͙̜̙̩̞̞͔̗̱̭͖̘̦͂̉͐ͅh̵̢̢̡̗͔͔̣͇͎̳̖͔̖̤̗̥̞͚̱̩̰͕͚̞͚̙͔͖̞͎̺̠̰̤̼͊̓̔͘͜ͅę̵̛̛̳̲͉̮̜̞͍̩̘͉̝̰̻̥̠͈̺͙̍̂͋̎͗̏̿̈́͛̀͗̔͋̐͐̈́͒̄̄̑̄̋̈́̏͂̀̀̏̃̚͘͜͜͜͝͝r̴̡̡͚͉̹̳̪͎͕͚̤̤͇̼̘̭̩̪̬̠͓̦͉̟̣̬̼̲̮̪̚͜ told us to spread across the lands to plague the unworthy and bring the worthy to our cause, We followed the order and swarmed the lands of T̴̨̛͉̙͔̲̺̈́̈̿͂̐̎̏̃͑̔́͑̅͝ū̶͈̟̖̭͚̞̥͈̰̺͗̇͋̃͑̈́̒͐͗̂́͊̈̿́͗̀̓̿̂́͂̚͘̕m̶̧̡̢̡̛̗̺͔͖̤͓̘̦͕̻̹̼͚̋̇̅͂̾͂͆̉́̃̾̆̒͌̔̌́̈̈̋̄̀̀͒̂̓͆́̄͘̚̕͘͝ͅb̸̩͂̀̇̉̿͌̅̎̑̅͂̑͘͘l̸̢̧̢̯̺̙͇̫̞͇̳̭̼͍͈͖̘͙̎̔̒̓̓̾̓͋͜͝͠r̸̡͚̩͎̼̓̌̾̕͜. Again W̶͙̺͖̫͖̦̽́́̀̈͒͜͠ȅ̴͕̏̀̊̃͋̏̍͋͒͗͝͝l̵̤̒̅̃̀̇́̂̌̈́̔̈́̓̃̾̕̚͝c̴̢͙̺̣͉̦̱̔̅̏̕ͅo̷̧̭̦̻̳̘̼̓̊̑͝ͅm̵̢͔͖̗̜̗͓͙̲̤̯̹̼̻̦̩̜͗̑̋̎̔̓̓̆̈́̈ę̷̧̛̞̪͎͈̠̤̥͈̩͎̺͕̙̪̻̿̅́͊̐͗͑̚̕͠ ̶̤͉̝͓̤̋͆̃́͒̊͌̌̿͋̐̂̒͑̎͘̚͝t̶̺̜͎́̊̾̈́͜ơ̸̢̧̢̨̛͍̱̣͈̤̹̤̯̓̎̒͌͊͂̑͑̔̈̃͆͒̃̅̚͜ͅͅ ̷̢̛̛̛̹̥͍̻̘̈́̓̒̏͆͊͂̌̃̈̾̈̉̕͜͝͝ͅͅt̵̢̨̛̫͈̱͍̼̼̝̍͑̏͛͆̑̿̈́͒̍̀̓͝͝͝͝h̴̢̧̛̠̟̱̲̫͔̜̰̫̻̦̺͙͎͚̤͒͗͑̂͊͛̄̑̈́̒̋̈́̚e̸̡̺͓͙̤̠̳̩͖̱͆̀̓̂͊̃̀̔̍ ̴̨͕͈̤̞͍̼̻̞̣̊̌͑̎̒̃͠Ȓ̸̨̝͇̥̺͓̮͉̻͇̫͌͆͐a̴͈͔̝̳̓͆̇͘ţ̸̬̦̝͖͇̝͉̺̦͍̼̏̌͝p̵͔̮̜͌̐̆͋͋́̆̔o̴̼̳̩̠͐̆̇̒̔́͗͆̐͋̋̐̽̈̾̽͗̍̒c̶͙̪̥̮̤͈̈́a̷̫̽͋l̵̙͔͖̇̈́̇̎̈́̈ͅy̴̼̻̰͒͜p̴͙͈̺̜͉͙̄͑̇̒̐s̷̨̡̡̼̞͈̝̹̖̝̫͓̮̲̮̰͖͚̝͒̾̀͌̈́̎̃͋̓͋̎̀͑͊̎̀̕ȩ̵̳̲͈̥̿̊̈́̃̽̃̊̚ ̶͍̫̥̖͓̮̪̣͎̯͎̘̳͈̙̗̖̗͆̍O̷̼̻̙͈͓̍̂̾̑́ụ̸̰̼̈́͌͆͘t̸̛̬̩̼̖̦͉̜̟̘͚̲̮̭̗̟̺̃̾̉͌̀̾̂͌͋͝ş̷̡͓͎̖̘̭͈̟̹̆̂̓͑̃̂̐̔̀͘͘͜į̷͈̦̄̓͆̿̎͑̐̋̂͛̄̀͝͝ḍ̵͎̤̞̙̱͖̑̃͆̈́̾̓̐͋̀̈̑̀͒͘͜ͅȩ̵̢̛̛̫̺͇͖͖͔̳̊͒͒̈́̈́̓̅͆͝͠r̵̬̞̜̠͉̭̼̜̅̈̈͛̍̍̋́̀͂̋̎̕̕͘͝͠-̵̡͔̮̦̟̰̪̠̼̦̯̫͇̈́͋͛̓̈́̐̔í̶̢̞͎̺̘̭͔̥͖͙̩͓̺́͐̑̿̃̒̋̍͌ͅn̶̢͓̟̳̰͉͙͓͍̯̒͒̄̓̋͐̾͒̈́̓́͛̌͊͒́-̸̛̼̠̬͍̲̜̽͌̈́̅͗͌̍̾̀͗̑͗̚̚̕͝͝͝B̶͙̖̣͔̎̆̃ẹ̴̬̳͉̙͙̞̖͖͋̿̆̈́t̶͖̙̯̤̳͚̤͚̬̀̿̎̈́̾͘ͅŵ̶̝͖ȩ̴̟̪̟̽̒͗̅̐̓̾͛̈́͌̊̕͘͝͝͝͝e̷̡̡̻̤̠̣͓̦̼̭̫̙͈̹͋̌́̓͒̔̒̀̋͌̓͜n̶̤̅̿͗́

[bibliophilea]

Rats are like juice packs for vampires

I feel like there’s a rule against this ever since that plague that cut down Europe’s main blood supply to like a third...

[mutxnts]

Rodent Adoption Festival 2019

For some fortunate reason, some very kind listeners have gifted me with multiple rodents this morning.

Desert Bluffs, I would love nothing more than to keep all of these rodents. But, my cats and small army of StrexPets will kill and eat all of them. If you would like to adopt any of them, please let me know!

Currently, the rodents up for adoption are:

3 rats

2 capybaras

1 mouse

1 naked mole rat

All of these rodents must go to good homes!