The thing about making your own webcomic (or anything really) is you gotta be your biggest fan. You gotta open that file or pull out that page and go 😭❤️😩♥️💕🎉😤👀✨️🎊🔥🔥🔥‼️❕️❗️🥰😍 when you see your characters doing stuff
Pissed myself off by reminding myself that I'm the only one who ships most of my ships and therefore if I want content of them I'm gonna have to do it myself 😡😤🤬
Gonna move all my Pregnant!Sentomaru au stuff from Twitter to here and since there is! A lot! It's going under the cut
- So Sentomaru gets pregnant post egghead during a grief fueled one night stand and didn't even realize anything was up until about two months in
-Decides to keep it because he's already lost all the family he had, he's not giving up the chance for a new one. He won't give up his child the way he was given up
- He finds a small village with a good midwife that he can tuck away into, makes a living fixing the folks' appliances and such, mostly sticks to himself if possible. Everyone is friendly enough but he has never grasped social graces and he's not about to start at 34
- He thinks about calling Borsalino many times during his term but he always ends up stopping just short of reaching for the snail. He can't trust Borsalino anymore, especially with this. He's never had something that is just his before, not even himself, and the little one inside of him is all he has left now
- He starts to grow out his hair from the style he's had since he was a child so he can be someone new for his baby when she's born (it's a little girl he calls Nori)
-When Borsalino (who was forced out of his grieving period and told to find his nephew and make amends by Issho) finally gets forgiven and allowed back into Sen's life he's like who is the father and Sen refuses to tell him saying it was a drunken one time thing (Bors: my little boy 🥺 drinking? having one night stands??? 😭 How did this happen??? Sen: I'M THIRTY FIVE)
- The baby is a kicker. Anyone touches Sen's belly she's kicking like she's trying to protect her daddy from the inside.
Borsalino touching Sen's belly: and how's the little rice ball today
Nori: beats the fuck out of his hand
Sentomaru: Uncle stop you're riling her up
- During a real late night when the baby is extra active the closer to her due date and Sen is overtired+ uncomfortable+miserable he let's slip to Issho, who has grown to be a true confidante, who the father is. Borsalino overhears and nearly blinds anyone walking by the house in his rage
- Turns out after Egghead Sentomaru ran into Kuzan, who recognized Sen from when he'd come to HQ to report for VP/visit Kizaru, and. Well.
- By the time Sen realized he was pregnant he was long gone from Kuzan and had no way to reach him, and it wasn’t worth it to go looking. Sen would rather just focus on his baby and getting his life together.
-Borsalino uuuuuuuuh feels differently!!!!!
- Bors crashing into the middle of Pirate Island in a blinding light of glory: WHERE IS HE. WHERE IS THE BASTARD WHO KNOCKED UP MY NEPHEW
- The crew: huh
Blackbeard: Huh????
Kuzan: HUH
- Sentomaru this 🤏 close to going into labor: WHERE THE FUCK IS OJIKI
Borsalino across the ocean shooting lasers at Kuzan: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS AOKIJI
Kuzan: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
- Borsalino drags Kuzan back to Sentomaru and its the catalyst for Sen to go into labor jgzsutsititsstiits
Sentomaru: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE- *water breaks* OH FUCK.
Bors Kuzan and Issho: OH FUCK
-The midwife when she gets there: only one other person in the room with us
Borsalino and Kuzan: Me-
Sentomaru: NO. FUCK YOU BOTH STAND OUTSIDE. ISSHO GET OVER HERE
Issho: ????? Ok but I don't know what a blind man will be able to do to help
- After many hours of labor little Nori is born, healthy and crying w a little thatch of black curls on her head. Sen is a blubbering mess and refuses to let her go. Borsalino is also a mess, cooing at his grand-niece, Issho on Sen's other side smiling at the joy in the room. Kuzan is in the doorway, unsure where he fits into all of this, but unable to look away from his child. And there's no doubt it's his; brown skin and dark curls, though something in the face that is distinctly Sentomaru. She's beautiful and he's overwhelmed
-Only after Issho basically strong arms Borsalino out of the room does Kuzan get closer. Sen, tired and wary, watches him pull the chair in the room next to the bed and sit down. For a while neither of them speak, unsure where to start
- Sentomaru: I wasn’t expecting to see you again
Kuzan: well, your uncle is very insistent
Sentomaru: tch, stubborn old fool
Kuzan: you really been doing this all by yourself?
Sentomaru shrugs: some. Uncle and Issho have helped
Kuzan: and you didnt think to find me?
Sen: why would I? I didn’t know where you were. And… what would be the point if it turned out you didn’t want anything to do with it anyways.
Kuzan: ….. hm. So what now?
Sen heaves a sigh, rubs his face: I don’t know. I didn’t factor you into this
Kuzan: mind if I stick around until you figure it out?
Sentomaru: you want to stay? What about the Blackbeard pirates?
Kuzan: eh, I never liked any of those bastards anyways. And… *he looks down at Nori, sleeping tucked up against Sen* I think this is more important.
Sen: …. Fine. We’ll find somewhere for you.
Kuzan: okay
Sen: and….. no funny business, alright? You’re just here to help. For Nori’s sake.
Kuzan: Sure. But you did just spend 6 hours giving birth to our kid, so don’t be too mad when I do this-
He kisses Sen, gently, brief
Sen blushing: whatever. Just don’t do it again
Kuzan smiles: of course not. Only if you ask
Sen still blushing: I won’t, you weirdo.
- True to his word, Kuzan is there to help, his propensity for napping in the day means he can be up at night when Nori needs to be fed or changed, though he ends up falling asleep w her on his chest until the next one in the rotation comes in and has to wake him up. Bors and Issho are also great grandparents even if none of them know what they're doing (at one point Bors gets worried bc "she's so small and I'm so tall what if I drop her" "you wont""but what if I do""... oh God what if you do" cue them squatting on the ground all day)
- As Nori grows and Kuzan sticks around he and Sentomaru develop a... friendly dynamic. In tuned parents. But it's definitely VERY charged
-Sleep deprived Sentomaru passing Kuzan Nori at 3 am for her changing, kisses her cheek goodnight and without thinking kisses Kuzan's cheek too. Does NOT realize that he did that until he's in bed and he's SO mortified he can't look at Kuzan at all the next morning kydkydkydkyd
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't care how glorified the actress was for losing weight "for the role", I am not drawing Alvida skinny. She is fat and sexy and she will always be that here at matttheratking.tumblr.com
I'm a big lover of giving characters and ships families but if there is one ship I will never give a fanchild to it's lusan. Luffy and Sanji are not parent material and I stand by that. They're the fun uncles to everyone else's kids