Raulody meme
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
Melody? But so is Raul so idk, I do think Melody is more likely to go into an argument yellin
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Neither, but I could see Melody pulling a “Leave if being with me is so awful” move on Raul if an argument got too bad
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
However Melody is literally not above running away from her problems, ala her mom
Who trashes the house?
Neither
Do either of them get physical?
No
How often do they argue/disagree?
Not at all yet, but their opinions on land and sea politics haven’t come up yet!
Who is the first to apologise?
Melody, she’s stubborn but she’d feel bad.
Sex:
Who is on top?
Melody at least at the beginning “to help teach” Raul sex
Who is on the bottom?
So obviously Raul bottoms for rn?
Who has the strangest desires?
Maybe Raul since he’s so pent up?
Any kinks?
Probably
Who’s dominant in bed?
I’m sure Raul has taken over in that department by now, which MORE than works for his v switchy wife.
Is head ever in the equation?
For sure
If so, who is better at performing it?
Maybe it’s cuz of your one meme but I think Raul is even more enthusiastic about it than Melody
Ever had sex in public?
Melody 10/10 would and Has so it’s alllll up to if Raul wants to or not.
Who moans the most?
Raul
Who leaves the most marks?
Raul
Who screams the loudest?
Melody
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Melody in spades
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
Fuck for rn since they aren’t in luv
Rough or soft?
Both
How long do they usually last?
Hours
Is protection used?
Technically, I think Melody is on the pill or something for rn since I don’t think she plans on heir-making THAT soon, but also she wants Raul to get the full “fun” of fuckin and lets him hit it raw
Does it ever get boring?
Naw
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
Dylan’s bed feels hysterical to me???
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
Yeah, ONE DAY.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
As an only kid that loved it, Melody would be cool with one but if Raul wants a few spare heirs she’d be okay with that too.
Who is the favorite parent?
Both?
Who is the authoritative parent?
Raul for suuuuuure!
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
Melody!
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?
Melody! And when he’s around too.
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Sea ones? Both. Land ones? Probably more of a struggle but also both.
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Melody, I think the kid(s) would specifically strategize to keep Raul FAR away to avoid getting grounded.
Who changes the diapers?
Both, Raul learning about diapers is very funny to me???
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Both
Who spends the most time with the children?
Both
Who packs their lunch boxes?
Chef Louis, obviously
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?
Not Melody, she makes it sound WAY too cool.
Who cleans up after the kids?
Both of them or the staff
Who worries the most?
Raul?
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
Raul but like accidentally
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?
Melody!!
Who is the little spoon?
Depends on the day, I think Melody gets a kick of sorts out of being the only girl to ever give Raul their level of affection and therefore does the most. But Raul is hot so who could resist being wrapped in those arms?
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Melody, but it would be v cute coming from Raul
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
Melody, the horny lil freak
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
Not that long but I could see them shifting and changing positions a lot to prolong it
Who gives the most kisses?
Hmmm Melody for now but Raul will catch up eventually
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
Swimming duh
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
Idk man the beach?
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
Meloooody
How often do they get time to themselves?
A medium amount
Sleeping:
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?
Raul looks like a snorer
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
Share!
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
Cozy but Melody would roll away, I think she sleeps crazy
Who talks in their sleep?
Raul seems like a guy with a lot on his mind
What do they wear to bed?
😈
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
No?
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
No?
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Depends???
Who wakes up with bed hair?
Melody!
Who wakes up first?
Raul
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
Melody would ask Louis to do it
What is their favourite sleeping position?
Idk sprawled feels correct
Who hogs the sheets?
Raul
Do they set an alarm each night?
Raul does
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
Probably?
Who has nightmares?
Maybe Raul
Who has ridiculous dreams?
Melody
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Both of them sprawling is very funny idc if it’s incorrect
Who makes the bed?
The maids
What time is bed time?
Idk
Any routines/rituals before bed?
Probably
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
Raul?
Work:
Redacted because idc
Home:
Who does the washing?
Staff
Who takes out the trash?
Staff
Who does the ironing?
Staff
Who does the cooking?
Louis
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
Melody
Who is messier?
Melody
Who leaves the toilet roll empty?
Boys don’t need a much tissue? So maybe Raul? Either way doesn’t matter they have staff
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
Neither of them but I think Melody leaves clean clothes scattered while picking outfits
Who forgets to flush the toilet?
Neither
Who is the prankster around the house?
Neither, probably one of Melody’s cousins if any of the younger ones come to visit
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
Melody but they’re probably in her pocket
Who mows the lawn?
Staff
Who answers the telephone?
Staff
Who does the vacuuming?
Staff
Who does the groceries?
Staff but I’m sure Melody does for fun occasionally
Who takes the longest to shower?
Raul? To really soak in the water idk? Melody is a bath girlie.
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Melody
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?
pls
How many cars do they own?
A couple? Idk man i feel like royalty needs a lot?
Do they own their home or do they rent?
Own
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
Coast!
Do they live in the city or in the country?
Idfk
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
Melody definitely does, I don’t really know Raul’s full living on land feels
What’s their song?
TBD
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Live their regular ass lives? text? idk?
Where did they first meet?
Probably some royal ball that Raul had to attend as Dylan’s betrothed
How did they first meet?
I feel like those are the same questions idk
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
I think Melody? Simply based on the company she keeps?
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?
Raul, I guess?
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
Raul? Melody is a HUGE klutzilla
Any mental issues?
No?
Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?
It would be funny if Raul was, Melody would set them free.
Their favourite place?
The sea
Who pays the bills?
Uhh one or both of their parents?
Do they have any fears for their future?
Probably
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
Melody and it would be a flop for several very comical reasons
Who uses up all of the hot water?
Melody
Who’s the tallest?
Raul
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Melody
Who wanders around in their underwear?
Literally Melody’s signature look, but I could see it for Raul?
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
Melody, she definitely sings a LOT
What do they tease each other about?
A lot? Melody’s a lil weirdo and Raul is a very recent former virgin with a too serious side
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Raul???
Do they have mutual friends?
Nope and considering Melody rolls with the Auradon prince and princess crowd, she even has some pals he outright hates.
Who crushed first?
Melody?
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
No
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
Melody
Who swears the most?
Raul