#ravenin

[lsauce]

Two Hufflepuffs, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin walk into a bar…

[mysticalducknightmare]

Slytherin: So could I declare war on you?

Ravenclaw: No because you're not a sovereign nation.

Slytherin: What if i buy land?

[shit-overheard-at-hogwarts]

Slytherin: "Make friends" they said...

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Ravenclaw: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?!

Hufflepuff: I panicked okay!!!

Gryffindor: Someone get the fire foam thingy!

Ravenclaw: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER??

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Slytherin: "It'll be fun" they said.

[const3llar]

[solarsleepless]

Hogwarts Houses + Relationships

Yes, I know this has been done before, shut the fuck up because i am in a relationship with a badger and a snake. also swear words ahead.

Slytherin + Ravenclaw = So fucking dramatic, like, these bitches be annoying as fuck. So many sex jokes. Playful “fuck yous”. will fight anyone no matter what their height. actually types “ily <3″ more than anyone will ever know because they act all “WASSUP FUCKERS” in the gcs. spouts vines together. Slytherin + Hufflepuff = “i must protect babey”. protective mama bear mode activated. “oh, ‘puff is sad?? TIME TO KILL A GUY--” Hufflepuff + Ravenclaw = soft. Raven will just spew facts at them and Puff just- absorbs it. memes. “u the bottom, puff.” “...oh” “so sad. alexa, play despacito” Slytherin + Hufflepuff + Ravenclaw = “WE MUST PROTECT BABEY”. quote vines in the main groupchats. weird 3AM thoughts. vibin’. absolute peak of comedy. these three just OOZE adorableness.

[slytherclawsdominate]

Slytherin: *whispers something in Hufflepuff's ear*

Hufflepuff: Uh, hey Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw: Yes, what is it?

Hufflepuff: *clears throat* Be gone, Thot.

Ravenclaw: ...Wut?

Slytherin: *cackles*

[sirius-lupin-black]

the houses and suffering

slytherin: if i have to suffer, so should you

hufflepuff: if i have to suffer, then you shouldn’t have to

ravenclaw: if you have to suffer, i’ll try to find a way to make it stop

gryffindor: if you have to suffer, then i should have to

[mysticalducknightmare]

Ravenclaw: How long do you think she had to sit there?

Slytherin: a few weeks

Ravenclaw: And the worst thing is i don’t even like the painting.