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how whoever fancasted the pevensies as the hogwarts founders was moving
maybe i'm just drunk but. the harry potter universe is really just a tragedy of brothers in different generations of the wizardibg world. starting all the way in the beginning with the story of the deathly hallows. to the founding of hogwarts. to dumbledore and aberforth. to sirius and regulus. to the weasley brothers. to james and albus. just over and over the tragedy of brothers
Found family is like Crack to me. Like YES give me more of a group of people who are not related, who do not fit into the nuclear family stereotype, but are still a family! Who fight for and support each other. They might not always agree about things but the love is there.
So I love love love your Slytherin's locket redesign, and in the comments of that post you mention JKR's lack of research specifically in regards to the name Salazar, and I'm lowkey curious to what the issue is?? (<- I hope that doesn't come off as rude, I just sometimes struggle to phrase things :P)
Thank you! 💖
And no, it's not rude, my problems with the name Salazar are the nerdy sort that I don't expect everyone to know of the bat.
So, the name Salazar is a Spanish surname meaning "old hall", from the Basque words "sala," which means "hall," and "zahar," which means "old." Variations of the name started appearing around Castille and Navarre during the early Middle Ages (10th century).
JKR has stated she took the name from the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar, who ruled from 1932 to 1968:
This is a name that makes zero sense for Salazar Slytherin to have due to:
It being a surname, not a first name, and at that time, it would've been very uncommon (read: not done) to use a surname as a first name. Using surnames as a first name is a much later trend, which the first accounts of that I found are from the 16th century.
The name is Spanish...
There is no simple reason for an Anglo-Saxon or Briton wizard in the 10th century to be named Salazar. Sure, you can come up with some convoluted explanations and make it make sense, but that would be a headcanon to resolve this oversight on JKR's part. It's just a weird name choice, especially as the other founders all have pretty plausible Anglo-Saxon names:
Godric - an Anglo-Saxon name that mostly died out after the Norman Conquest. Means "god's ruler", derived from Old English god combined with ric "ruler, king"
Rowena - recorded by the 12th-century chronicler Geoffrey of Monmouth to have been the name of a daughter of the Saxon chief Hengist, though, unconfirmed. Geoffrey possibly based the name on Old English hroð "fame" and wynn "joy" or Old Welsh ron "spear" and gwen "white".
Helga - From the Old Norse name Helgi, derived from heilagr meaning "holy, blessed". The name appears (with the spelling "Halga") in the Old English poem Beowulf. As the Danish ruled a good chunk of England under the Danelaw between the 9th and 11th centuries, a Norse name would've been very possible for Helga when she was born.
(Their surnames, of course, aren't real names, but they all sound fitting to the British Isles and have elements from Old English, Old Welsh, or Gaelic origin, except, again, Salazar Slytherin, whose last name is just a pun.
"Gryffudd" is a very old Welsh-Celtic name that shares similarities to "Gryffindor" (though "dore" is a French name suffix that came with the Norman Conquest, from what I gathered, so that annoys me too). For "Hufflepuff", "Hufford" is an Anglo-Saxon name, and "Puff" seems to be German, from what I gathered, but it makes more sense since Old English is a Germanic language, the Saxons were Germans, and it's easier to explain. As for "Ravenclaw", names like "Ravenscroft" are Anglo-Saxon as well, while names like "Clawraye" were found in Ireland as early as the 9th century, and the name itself is just in plain English. The closest I found to "Slytherin" was a post-Norman conquest surname, "Slyne" and the French surname "Therrien" which doesn't fit historically either. The reason I mention the Norman Conquest so much here is that it really affected surnames in England)
The point is, all of the other founders have first names that can be argued to be historically plausible and don't require much, if any, explanation — except Salazar, who has a Spanish surname as a first name at a time that would be very unlikely.
(except for the fact that the school is in Scotland, and they don't have particularly Gaelic names from the time, but whatever. At least everyone except Salazar is in the zip code...)
Do you have any idea of the the Hogwarts Founders might look like? (I know this is different but I’m curious)
Well…here’s some thoughts, Anon. I think they were a polycule.
I love how all the art produced for Harry Potter is like “The Founders were generally nice-looking people. Except for Slytherin who looked like a terrifying old villain.”
And maybe that’s true, but let’s say they were all hot at the same time at some point.
I can't believe I've never noticed that, but it's true. Despite the founders of Hogwarts being two men and two women, the "important houses" are the ones founded by men - Gryffindor being for the "heroes" and Slytherin for the "villains" - while Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw are completely in the background. JKR really was out there being sexist against women in every way possible. Not even the female founders of the school, who died centuries ago, can escape the misogyny.
And on top of that, the women get sidelined because the two men had a textbook toxic yaoi dynamic. Same old story.
I hate this meme so much because it’s an insult to Edmund. I am not saying this against Slytherins as a whole, but they only against Salazar Slytherin. This meme hyper focuses on Edmund’s betrayal which is a very small part of Edmund’s story. Also since Edmund is one of my favorites, I don’t like that people want to make him a traitorous blood supremacist. I don’t see Susan as Rowena either since she isn’t particularly intelligent or clever, she was just basically a girl and older sister. I will give it this much, Peter is like Gryffindor and Lucy is Helga.
If I die young I want someone to immortalize me in fanfiction.
I don’t want it to be about my life or what could have been, but by what I can do as a plot device in other fanfics. I’ll be with the author in spirit! I want my soul to be forever wandering through fandoms, being summoned to play characters for plot purposes. I already have name ideas! (I will be accepting more. These r just my favorite ones)
Female: Jade, Rose, Melody, Zoe, or Evelyn
Male: Evan, Oliver, Noah, Theodore, or Ethan
You need a rumor spread? I’m on it.
I’m Noah, a Weten Ogen who notices the Grimm works for the Prince (professionally) and the Wesen community takes it as them dating. Im Melody, the security guard who overhears SI employees in the cafeteria wondering if a ghost lives in the building or and assures them that SI is not haunted, it’s probably just Mr stark’s intern, and accidentally starts the rumor that Peter is Tony’s son.
You need to establish that everyone already knows what XYZ are trying to hide (from themselves? Eachother?). Let em help.
I’m Zoe, the Stark Industries intern who came back from lunch to find her notes corrected with a blue glitter pen and heard shuffling in the ceiling. I’m Theo, the panicking Blutbad teen Nick rescues until he smells Monroe on him and relaxes, thinking the elder Blutbad claimed the Grimm and marked him safe. I’m Evie, the single mother who assumes Firefighters Diaz & Buckley are together. I’m Ethan, the coffee shop worker who sees Chloe walk in after years of Lucifer getting coffee for both of them and asks about her husband.
You need someone to meet? I got you.
I’m Melody, the little girl Derek found, who got separated from her pack after following a critter and got lost in the forest. I’m Evelyn, the Pflichttreue who helpfully points Detective Burkhardt in the right direction. Im Rose, the witch who curses Arthur with something only Merlin can cure. Im Theodore, a tsunami survivor the 118 sees on the news talking about how Buck saved him and how he seemed really worried about what his husband would say because he brought their kid to the pair.
Time travel? Crossovers? I’m here to help.
I’m Rosie, the hexenbiest who sends Nick back to his 18th birthday durring his trip into the other world where everyone died.
You need funds? I got you.
I’m Oliver, the biological Father who died when XYZ was a child, leaving him to inherit everything once he came of age. I’m Rose, the lonely grandmother who no one else visits. I’m Evelyn, the childless aunt who left everything to XYZ. I’m Ethan, the rich guy whose life you just saved. I’m Jade, the criminal XYZ is getting a bounty for capturing. I’m Noah, the shapeshifter who got stuck in crow form and brings shiny things for housing me.
I’d also be down with being and animal for plot purposes. 👀👀👀
I can be the stray cat that sneaks into the Arthur’s chambers and because Merlin forgot to feed me that morning. The Snake that escaped the zoo and found my way to hogwarts to make Harry’s parsletongue abilities central to the plot. The raccoon that passed Danny with a Steve’s shiny badge, the navy seal hot on its heels. The docile ancient dragon that shouldn’t exist but leads Hiccup where you want him to be. I’m the kitten Levi is feeding that makes everyone realize he’s secretly a softly.
You need two people to get together? I got you.
I’m a dog that continues to lead Stiles to Derek, even though dogs don’t naturally like werewolves. I’m John’s Macaw that keeps stealing Steve’s things and bringing them to Danny or vice versa. I’m Sean’s Old police dog that hates everyone but Nick.
You need a crossover? I’m there.
I’m the Owl that delivers a botched portkey that brings Harry to Berk or Aot. I’m the Flerken that was ate magical artifacts from different universes, rendering me capable of crossing universes.
Time travel? Sign me up.
I’m the Dragon hoarding time dust and accidentally sneezes, activating dust and sending harry into the past where they meets the founders, or Merlin. Im yhe cat with a broken time tuner.