#slytherclawpuff

[solarsleepless]

Hogwarts Houses + Relationships

Yes, I know this has been done before, shut the fuck up because i am in a relationship with a badger and a snake. also swear words ahead.

Slytherin + Ravenclaw = So fucking dramatic, like, these bitches be annoying as fuck. So many sex jokes. Playful “fuck yous”. will fight anyone no matter what their height. actually types “ily <3″ more than anyone will ever know because they act all “WASSUP FUCKERS” in the gcs. spouts vines together. Slytherin + Hufflepuff = “i must protect babey”. protective mama bear mode activated. “oh, ‘puff is sad?? TIME TO KILL A GUY--” Hufflepuff + Ravenclaw = soft. Raven will just spew facts at them and Puff just- absorbs it. memes. “u the bottom, puff.” “...oh” “so sad. alexa, play despacito” Slytherin + Hufflepuff + Ravenclaw = “WE MUST PROTECT BABEY”. quote vines in the main groupchats. weird 3AM thoughts. vibin’. absolute peak of comedy. these three just OOZE adorableness.