#raycliff

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Raycliff: “The body of Claudia Rose, age 40-“

Principal Folsom: Oh, she was so young. How sad is it that I said 40 was so young? Go on.

Raycliff: “-was found March 16th by her husband, who called for an ambulance when she was found unresponsive in her bathtub.”

Principal Folsom: Ew! Not the bathtub. Ugh, why couldn’t it be the laundry room? I already hate it in there.

Raycliff: “She is survived by her husband, Henry, and sister Sylvia Hammond. The county coroner will conduct a full autopsy and-“ Oh, my god!

Principal Folsom: What? What?

Raycliff: They put an ‘s in ‘paramedics’! That’s not possessive, that’s plural! Who was proofing the Herald back then?

[textsfromsafetypatrol]

Principal Folsom: Wait, how’d you know I was looking for you?

Raycliff: As your right-hand man, I’m pretty much always ten feet away. Listening in, watching your every move. Always.

Principal Folsom: ... We should talk about that.

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Folsom: I think X has had a great year. I feel like a proud mama when whose baby chicks have learned to fly.

Raycliff: Interesting analogy, as chickens are famously bad at flying.

[weltenreiserin]

Ich liege nachts wach, hab den Kopf voll, muss mich ablenken.

RayCliff ft. C-Jay ~ Kind der Nacht