#raymond quotes

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Hope: *at her grandparents looking at a fish tank*

Hope: Can we name them?

Brennan: Yeah. Let's call these two Lee and Stan, and that big one with its mouth open we'll call Alice.

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Raymond: Here's two facts about me.

Raymond: Number one. I hate hot people.

Raymond: Number two. I'm a hypocrite.

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Raymond, at Rad: Why don’t you try taking off the cat ears and putting on your thinking cap for once.

{Source}

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Rad: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

Raymond: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

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Raymond, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Shannon: I never even asked a question.

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Shannon, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Darrell, pulling out an Uno card: +4!

Raymond, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Ernesto, trembling: What are we playing?

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Raymond: It appears that I have a few haters. None of whom seem to be as hot as me. Interesting...

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Lord Boxman: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Jethro: I did. I broke it…

Lord Boxman: No. No, you didn’t. Raymond?

Raymond: Don’t look at me. Look at Fink.

Fink: What?! I didn’t break it.

Raymond: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Fink: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Raymond: Suspicious.

Fink: No, it’s not!

Darrell: If it matters, probably not… Shannon was the last one to use it.

Shannon: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Darrell: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the oil cart earlier?

Shannon: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Darrell!

Jethro: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, daddy.

Lord Boxman: No. Who broke it?

Fink, whispering: Boxman, Ernesto's been awfully quiet…

Ernesto: Really?!

Fink: Yeah, really!

Boxman walks out of the room.

Lord Boxman: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.