#rad quotes

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Rad: If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

[crystal-espeon13]

The secret of alchemy is this; there is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call a 'field of force.' This field acts on the observer and places him in a privileged position within the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, energy and matter. This is what we call 'The Great Work.'

Fulcanelli

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Rad: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

Raymond: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

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Mr. Gar: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in the bodega?

Rad: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Rad: If I were being haunted I would simply not care.

Rad: If I were being haunted I would simply kiss the ghost.

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Rad: When your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner….. {Source}

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Rad: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side.

Rad: It's always me picking up the cats.

Rad:

Rad: Maybe I'm the bad boy.

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TKO: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Enid: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

TKO: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Rad: Haha self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

TKO: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.