#razumihin

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"Stop, stop! You queer fish."

I need this man in my life.

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Razumihin: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Raskolnikov: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

[an-ode-to-myself]

is this anything

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Razumihin, trying to hold Raskolnikov back: Raskolnikov, please stop! You're overreacting! I should really have that printed on a T-shirt.

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Razumihin: So what do you think Dounia? Should we have a kid?

Dounia, looking over at Raskolnikov: I think we already do?

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Luzhin, seeing Raskolnikov and Razumihin: What are you still doing here?

*Raskolnikov and Razumihin start hitting Luzhin with throw pillows*

Raskolnikov: We've decided to beat you to death with throw pillows.

Razumihin, suddenly stops hitting Luzhin: Wait, to death?

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Razumihin and Dounia watching TV together

Raskolnikov: Turn off the idiot box, Razumihin. We have work to do.

Razumihin: Just once, I'd like you to open with, "Hey, Razumihin! How are you today?"

Raskolnikov: Grow up!

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Raskolnikov, in prison: Well, I've been in better jails in my life.

Razumihin: That's nothing to brag about, Raskolnikov.