#rcgulusxarcturus

[princissaa]

all the texts for reg :)

✉ 2 AM text

[ Best Boy ] - I can’t really sleep.

[ Best Boy ] - Want to camp out in the common room tonight? That would probably help.

[ Best Boy ] - You can bring Cas, Barty and Alec if they’re interested.

✘ unsent text

[ Best Boy ] - I know we should hate his guts but I just miss Sirius so much.

☠ threatening message

[ Best Boy ] - Regulus did you hide my Enchanted Encounters books? I was just getting to the best part.

[ Best Boy ] - I will end you if I find it damaged somewhere.

❤ lusty/loving/affectionate message

[ Best Boy ] - Reg I’m so proud of you.

[ Best Boy ] - You mean everything to me and I know you know that but I’m gonna keep reminding you until I die.

♣ for a drunk message

[ Best Boy ] - OKYS BUT EHERS THE THJGN

[ Best Boy ] -IM ADORABLE CANT LUCUIUS SEEE TH T?

[ Best Boy ] - HES FONNA REGRET ACRING LIKE ANTOTL PRAT

[al-evanmulciber-blog]

I wish you would leave me alone.

“And you still owe me.”

[springweed-blog1]

I wish you would meet an unfortunate accident that renders your vocal cords useless. --Theo

@advictoriamxnott

[swordofdamoclesbelby-blog]

Ü

You looked like you were exhausted, so I left you to sleep. I’ll return later if that’s what you wish, but I have errands to run.

- Damocles

[reggiecattermcle-blog]

Ü

Couldn’t stick around this morning, got practice, but I’ll see you later, yeah? It was super hard to peel you off, though, you’re quite the clingy cuddler.

- R.C.

[swordofdamoclesbelby-blog]

All for murder kitten?

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

[sms ---> la petit prince] bonjour, mon petit. are you feeling better? 

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[sms ---> la petit prince] i didn’t intend to actually care about you. 

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[sms ---> la petit prince] yes, i will come to see you shortly. 

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[sms ---> la petit prince] get some rest. tomorrow is another day. 

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

[sms ---> la petit prince] yes, we can meet up this afternoon. i believe i’ve managed to get the formula right, it shouldn’t burn as badly anymore. 

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

[sms ---> la petit prince] i didn’t call you that, whoever said so is a filthy liar. 

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

[sms ---> la petit prince] no, i was not thinking about you until you messaged me. 

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[sms ---> la petit prince] unfortunately, i had to throw out the entire batch, which was a nightmare, and even more so because i already finished off the last of half of my backstock of ingredients so i have to go into the village and buy more, because i can’t keep dipping into slughorns stock without him growing wise. such a shame. such a waste. 

send ♋ for a fucking sext

[sms ---> la petit prince] your shirt is already going to be off, is all i’m saying. 

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

[sms ---> la petit prince] no, there’s something special about the boy.

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[sms ---> la petit prince] i really fucking hate cuddling.

[sms ---> la petit prince] like a lot.

[sms ---> la petit prince] come cuddle me? 

[reggiecattermcle-blog]

All for murder kitten?

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

[sms —> prince reg] mornin’ sunshine. it’s quidditch day, and i can’t wait to kick your ass.

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[sms —> prince reg] i love you, too, reg. 

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[sms —> prince reg] yes, you’re adorable. this goes without saying.

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[sms —> prince reg] sorry i can’t join you, but do have fun. sleep well.

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

[sms —> prince reg] of course i’ll meet you, is something up? something wrong? or is this a different kind of meeting?

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

[sms —> prince reg] no, i wasn’t lying, but i don’t think i should have to say it again. i said it already. 

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

[sms —> prince reg] you’re not just constantly on my mind, reg.

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[sms —> prince reg] so i started talking it over with mum and dad a bit, the thing about the Falcons, and they’re absolutely livid that i would even consider turning it down, but i just don’t think it’s where my path is meant to go. i mean, professional quidditch was never on my radar as a career and i can’t just up and decide that’s what i wanna do, right?

send ♋ for a fucking sext

[sms —> prince reg] where you at? we were supposed to meet. i already have the chocolate and my pants off. 

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

[sms —> prince reg] no, regulus isn’t just an easy lay. leave it alone.

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[sms —> prince reg] dude. dude. dude. i can’t feel my butt. it might be gone. this is a fucking tragedy. my butt was so good. 

[rolloutdominic-blog]

ALL THE FUCK THINGS FOR ALEXXX

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

[sms —> mirror] get up. i’m making pancakes. 

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[sms —> mirror] i really miss dad. 

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[sms —> mirror] you know, of all the people in this world, you’re the one i like the most. and it’s only half because we share a face. 

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[sms —> mirror] i swear to god if you don’t shut up about her and go to sleep i’m going to shove your pillow down your throat. 

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

[sms —> mirror] yeah, you can borrow my shoes. why? what are you getting into? 

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

[sms —> mirror] i didn’t do it. i dunno what ‘it’ is, but i had a feeling and i swear whatever ‘it’ is, it wasn’t me. 

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

[sms —> mirror] i’m alright. 

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[sms —> mirror] okay so i was out with annie last night and we got to chatting. not... actually chatting, since, well.. you know... but anyway, i was thinking it would be a fun thing to do, since she has to work on christmas, you, me, dem, anya, maybe will i haven’t decided yet, go see a movie and keep her company. could be fun. bet she could sneak in and watch with us and you know dem and anya would enjoy it. 

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

[sms —> mirror] alexei is not a ‘problem’. he’s dealing with things in his way. i’m sick of having this argument with you, mother. 

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[sms —> mirror] dude. bro. brother. bro. bro. bro. bro. bro.

[sms ---> mirror] sup? why aren’t you here? why am i drunk alone?