𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ! / sentence starters pulled from a red dead redemption 2 video titled ‘why john and arthur shouldn’t drink.’ some lines may have been edited for better use. change pronouns and whatever you need to suit your characters
❛ there he is, the man with the goddamn plan ! ❜
❛ are you the woman i got with child ? you’re a little older... hehe, more boring too. ❜
❛ oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darrrlling clementine ~ ! ❜
❛ sonuva bitch . oink oink . ❜
❛ don’t look at me ❜
❛ i’m drunk, so what ? ❜
❛ what are you gonna do ? too late to stop me now. ❜
❛ how’d you get that scar again ? ❜
❛ you’re drunk AND picking a fight ? ❜
❛ hey, i just forgot. ❜
❛ careful i don’t step on ya. always under my feet. ❜
❛ you’re a lazy bastard ... and a drunk. ❜
❛ i can’t be quit of you, can i ? ❜
❛ oh suzanna wont you cry for me, i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee ~ ❜
❛ you freeloading old panderer. ❜
❛ you are four sheets to the wind, knock it off. ❜
❛ creepy old sack of shit. ❜
❛ if it isn’t the angel of misery. removing all the joy from our lives. ❜
❛ i think its best you lay off the drink. ❜
❛ hey come on, she hasn’t done nothing. ❜
❛ it’s best to ignore him when he’s like this, dear. ❜
❛ c’mon , stop sleeping . ❜
❛ calm down i’m just playing, i’m just kidding, ain’t that serious. ❜
❛ you leave that dog be. ❜
❛ have you even spoken to another human or just the little voices in your own head ? ❜
❛ don’t carry on with him like that. ❜
❛ you really love yourself, don’t you ? ❜
❛ y’know, everyone laughs at you, just being honest. ❜
❛ stop annoying me, woman. ❜
❛ i see you judging me ❜
❛ don’t be like your father, son. ❜
❛ oh, i’m ready to beat on your skull. ❜
❛ i think i’m drunker than you .. if that’s possible. when you’re sober you’re probably drunker than this. ❜
❛ everyone hates you. ❜
❛ awh, shut up. ❜
❛ i think we made some enemies. ❜
❛ did somebody lose an idiot ? ❜
❛ look at this dumb donkey. ❜
❛ shut it, you’re drunk. ❜
❛ you’re wrong. i’m worse than you think. ❜
❛ you’re a boring bastard sometimes and by sometimes i mean all the time. ❜
❛ its a walking talking moron. ❜
❛ strange kid ... real strange. ❜
❛ i better drink up before you finish it all. ❜
❛ yeah well , look’it you ! ❜
❛ you drink for ten men and shave for twenty. ❜
❛ you ever miss your days as a working girl ? ❜
❛ you sound like you’re half fit to fall over. ❜
❛ hey, hey what did i say ? ❜
❛ no wonder he keeps trading in for a younger model. ❜
❛ just drink and be merry, wont you ? ❜
❛ look, if i don’t ignore you, i’m going to hit you. ❜
❛ you live in a dream world. ❜
❛ smile. your face wont crack . ❜
❛ when did you get so sour ? ❜