#re:txt

[rkserri]

rkluke​:

[sms to: #1 thottie] why do i have to pay extra when i know you have something to wear…. [sms to: #1 thottie] is this like a build a ho service or something shit if i asked you to wear your hair down it’s prob be an extra 80,000₩ [sms to: #1 thottie] my past payments shouldn’t count bc u duped me but alright [sms to: #1 thottie] you gotta come here first

    < / / contact name: 손 , luke - 씨 $$$$ > ✉ :  no this is pay your hot date or else you won’t get any ass tonight ✉ :  i have an don’t-ask-don’t-say policy ✉ :  i’d void the past but then that’d cost another 117,000 ₩ ✉ :  where are you ?  

[rkserri]

[sms to: #1 thottie] what u doing tonight [sms to: #1 thottie] come keep me company i got smth nice and expensive for u 💸💸 [sms to: #1 thottie] i wanna go dancing so wear something tight

     < / / contact name: 손, luke - 씨 $$$$ >✉ :  seems like i’m all yours then ✖  :  you still owe me the other 700,000 ₩✉ :  tight will be an extra 50,000₩ jsyk✉ :  also to make up your past due payments, buy me a dress and i’ll wear it tonight ♥

[rkserri]

( txt* 언니💛 ) did you borrow a pair of my black slacks? ( txt* 언니💛 ) i need them for work... which i will be late to if i don't leave in 10 minutes...

< sent *text > oh yeah i used them to get into this business place for the night, they should be under my covers or something ... yeah < sent *text > if theyre not there maybe check the tub? i remember taking a bath when i came home last night < sent *text > do you think you can bring home the number of your boss btw i saw him last week when i came to visit and i thought he was cute, do me a fav pls

[rkserri]

yienrk said:

[ text ] does that make you Queen Solomon or something? But yes its me. Feel blessed my by radiance [ text ] hahahahaha looooong story..... you will laugh

< sent *text > wise queen solomon, hell nah, we both know i’m dumb af lol < sent *text > such radiance, much radiance, wooow soo unworthy of this presence should i bow or nah < sent *text > is it really funny, will i need to sit down for this

[rkserri]

[ text ] who's this stranger I have in my contacts :p

< sent *txt > uHHHHHW OW IF IT ISNT THE QUEEN KING OF SHIBA GRACING ME WITH HIS MIA APPEARANC < sent *txt > did u die or something bc like why didnt i get an invite to the funeral

[sujinesis]

[A TEXT APPEARS ON YOUR PHONE, WHEN OPENED IT READS “HELLO.”]

RE: o(ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ Yo!... May I ask who this is?