Baaabe HCs yaaayyyy
- Clean freak x100
- Has the BEST wardrobe in the entire cast, listeners included. They don’t have as many shoes as Milo by a longshot, but the shoes they do have are IMMACULATE.
- Only reason Sweetheart said they could outdress David and Angel at their wedding is because it would be impossible to outdress Baaabe.
- Their favorite character is Edna from The Incredibles
- Both them and Angel grew up from humble beginnings, only difference is when they got with someone who had enough money to retire early *cough cough Asher cough cough* they IMMEDIATELY took advantage of the situation
- And no I don’t mean they were only with Asher for his money, I mean whenever they saw something they wanted the puppy-dog eyes and baby voice were activated instantly.
- They’re street smart. But academically? …it’s a miracle they got an office job.
- They take like 40 minutes to get ready in the morning
- Hates, hates, HATES chocolate ice cream.
- Chocolate ice cream specifically, too. They’ll eat chocolate bars, chocolate cupcakes, chocolate milk, chocolate covered strawberries, whatever. But chocolate ice cream? NO.
- Also hates mint ice cream, and mint in general, including mint gum and peppermint candycanes
- Them and Asher follow the Olive Theory. He hates olives, they don’t, so he gives all of the olives that are ever in his food to them.
- Except they don’t actually like olives, or believe in the olive theory, but they think it’s cute that Asher does so they eat the olives he gives them to make him happy.
- Best thighs in the game sorry not sorry
- Never was into sports but they’ll go on a run from time to time
- Was one of those students who never participated in PE but still passed
- Owns at least one pair of heart-shaped sunglasses
- Whenever the pack goes to a beach or pool, they play chicken against each other. (In case you don’t know the game, pairs of people stack on each other and try to push the other players off their partner’s shoulders). Asher and Baaabe are the only couple where the mate is carrying the shifter.
- Baaabe and Madelyn LOVE to trade embarrassing stories about Asher.
- They own a fur coat.
- They owned a pet ONCE in their life. It was a stray cat they found on their way back from elementary school.
- They managed to keep it hidden from their parents for 3 months before it found out how to open their room door. The parents gave it away instantly.
- They prefer cookie dough ice cream, or normal vanilla.
- Used to like rollercoasters, then heard of the Surge, and never went on one again.
- When Sam was added to the Mates GC, they were the only normal one who actually introduced him. Sweetheart and Angel were busy trying to do an “initiation ritual” by spamming the witch emoji.
- Baaabe was usually known as the only normal mate, until Tank and Sam started dating officially.
- BEEFY.
- Can suplex Asher and David.
- They don’t actually know if they can David, they just say they can.
- But they have suplexed Asher before.
- Has called David “Davey” on purpose once.
- David knows them as the “normal one”, and thought he was just hearing things, so he asked them to repeat themselves. They were going to call him Davey again, until they saw Arden, Angel, and Asher all signaling behind him to stop. They called him David.
- Pink and red otter pops are their favorite.
- Has a total of 5 siblings. All younger by more than 3 years. 2 girls and 3 boys.
- When meeting Asher’s parents for the first time, Frank taught them how to fish, and Asher’s mom asked them to read a preview of a book she was working on. It was the most heartwarming experience they’ve ever had.
- Asher’s never met their parents.
- Only on good terms with 2 of their siblings.
- When running, they run slow, but they can run for a long time.
- Only sport they personally say they’re not shit at is Tennis.
- They saved up for months to buy the ring they wanted for Asher, and he’s a light sleeper so it was a PAIN getting his ring size, but it was worth it.
- They would’ve proposed in the indoor date night audio if they knew they were going to have an indoor date night in the first place.
- Can hold secrets like their LIFE depends on it. Want to tell someone a secret but don’t want them to tell anyone else? Baaabe is your best friend.
- Will work overtime (I’m talking double shifts) without telling Asher on accident. Earlier in the relationship, they’d come home to 5 cop cars outside their house, and Asher (in his mom’s old robe, a green facemask, and plastic curlers in his hair) crying to a police officer about his “missing mate.” He never got charged with misusing 911 since technically their whereabouts were unknown for an unusual period of time, but they’ve learned to let him know that they’ll be home late so he stops blowing shit out of proportion.
- Will be overdressed for the SIMPLEST shit. Going across the street? Not in pajamas they’re not.
- Uses the sandwich method to eat cupcakes.
- Actively and routinely goes to the gym with Asher
- Works at Vesta Distribution Co.
- Tips Guy over 15 bucks each time he delivers their food to compensate for Asher’s…existence.
- Eats Oreos the correct way. (without taking off the cookie bit and licking off the creme)
- Can effortlessly blow bubblegum
- Can’t swim, so if they’re at a beach or a pool, they either stay on land, or just walk in the water and stay standing.
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