#redacted babe

[velvet-syntax]

I offer to you : the wolves recovering from anesthesia.

Asher: not surprisingly, he is a blabbermouth. Won't stay still, waving his lanky limbs all over. He's such a danger to himself that Babe has to call in reinforcements a.k.a David and Darlin' to watch him while they go to pick up supplies. Ash takes this opportunity to spill every single piece of gossip he knows, though he's not on his a-game as he jokes about David to David himself who retaliates by making a video of him to show at his next birthday party.

David : the anesthesia turns him into a sap. He is looking at Angel from the passenger seat on the drive home getting all misty eyed which freaks Angel out. He asks Angel to please grab his phone and starts a note in the app talking about how grateful he is for everyone in his life. At home, he insists on using his mate as a weighted blanket which leaves Angel unable to get up for several hours and having to resort to Milo and Sweetheart for supplies and food, they stop by later with their son in tow. Turns out dopey David is a BIG fan of Aggro, who turns out is a big fan of doped David.

Milo : acted all tough until he was about to be put under, at that point he started squeezing Sweetheart's hand really hard and playing with their ring (his is on a chain around their neck until he can wear it again). Sweetheart reassured him time and time again, they were going to be there when he woke up. When he wakes up, he feels too energized and it takes Sweetheart, Marie and Sam to get him to lay back down.

Darlin' : First of all they are pissed Sam made them go. Then they are on meds and they become the most sentimental person ever. They are clinging onto Sam as if he were to vanish into thin air if he wasn't holding them. They grab his face to make him look at them and they go "You just don't understand how much I love you, it freaks me out". They take the opportunity to have a heart to heart with Babe and Milo to tell them how valuable they are and how much they appreciate having both as friends. When David offers to drive, they give him the biggest hug ever and David is lowkey starting to wonder if they're dying. (They're fine)

[undeaddusuu]

David and angel deisgns + bonus doodle of the skrunklies 🙌

[themioka]

I like how all the mates cant be still whenever they get sick, they have to be doing something all while David, Milo, and Asher are trying everything they can to coax them back into bed or take a break.

Meanwhile Sam is silently panicking because he can't tell if Darlin is even alive under the thousands of blankets they've hidden under while on the couch or bed.

Also feel like Darlin are one of those people with mood swings whenever they sick except it occur at the most inconvenient of times. Sam be trying to make soup, tea and prepares their medicine meanwhile Darlin is tugging on his shirt while they lean on him whining about coming back to bed and snuggling with them.

To trying to wiggle further under neath their mountains of blankets, whining about how they're fine and to leave them alone. Whenever Sam tries to get them to take their medicine or check their temp, trying to coax them with cuddles while the nap on the couch for the 20th time today.

Doesn't work for a while that is till Sam is out on the couch trying to work or find some kind of other job (does he have his realtor job still?) Only for Darlin to end up flopping into his lap asking for cuddles and pets which he happily complies as he puts his laptop away onto the coffee table.

[chimckenns]

Darlin’ owns a Harley Davidson

If Angel ever got a bike/bike license I think David would have a heart attack (too many risks, he’s begging them not to ride)

I think Asher has a dirt bike XD Babe is more interested in cars

Sweetheart rides a sweet sleek black sports style motorcycle and it’s super hot when they park, remove their helmet, and shake their head a bit to get their hair to settle (Milo sees all this in slow motion and somehow there’s sparkles and petals falling in the background)

[asirentail]

Babe one day is walking around the apartment and ends up finding Asher's wedding band on the kitchen counter. He wasn't home at the time, on a job, so why would he...

They knew what he was like, he probably set it down and forgot to put it back on. It gave them a little idea...

Meanwhile, even on the security gig — Milo being the unfortunate one assigned with the loveable dumbass — Asher is pacing back and forth, almost nauseous, freaking out because he, swearing on his own life, put it back on before he left home.

"I didn't even realize when I was driving-! Why didn't I realize before I fucking left-! Ohhh they're going to fucking kill meeeeeee..."

Milo, unmoving except his dulled expression watching him go back and forth, rolled his eyes, "Ash. Buddy. So first of all, you take off your wedding band. That's not the issue. The issue is you fuckin' lose the damn thing?"

"I didn't lose it!!... I think!"

"Did you even ask your mate-"

Ash went to frantically get his phone, only to discover he left it in his car, looking defeated as Milo heavily sighed.

"How the hell are you 33... Sometimes I have to wonder."

The rest of the time for the job was spent with Milo trying to console the now anxious wolf, and Asher unable to get his hands to stop shaking.

Milo ended up being the one to tell David about the details of it. Uneventful except Asher almost getting sick several times. David, unaware, answered back with "The solstice isn't for another month, how is he-"

"The dumbass lost his wedding band."

"... You're kidding."

"Wish I was. I had to be the one to practically babysit the guy."

"Did he even think to text his mate to see if they've seen it?"

"He forgot his phone in his car when he figured it out, so that's a no."

The alpha, trying not to laugh, told the other two to go ahead and head back, he'd handle the rest.

Babe had already tucked their husband's ring into their pocket when he got home, and as soon as he got in the door, he didn't even say a word. He silently dropped his things, kicked off his boots, and went over to flop onto them sitting back on the couch.

"Hey-"

They didn't get a greeting out before he held them tight, mumbling something against their shirt but they couldn't quite understand it. Maybe they shouldn't enact the plan of teasing him about it, they already felt bad...

"...you wanna talk about it, baby?"

He nodded, but didn't make much effort to move. He stayed for a few minutes until he lifted his head, and that's when they could tell just how upset he was based on the sniffles and the dried tear streaks down his cheeks.

"Ash..." They frowned, cupping his cheeks to bring him down for a kiss on the tip of his nose. "What happened? Was it a bad day?"

He shook his head, lowering it into their touch, hiding away in shame.

It was a few more minutes before he finally admitted it. "I lost my ring, babe... I can't find the damn thing anywhere-" Then he started getting frantic again. "I checked everywhere in my car, I checked the apartment's parking, I checked the sidewalk, I checked around at the gig, I just..."

Curling up against his mate, he felt tears threatening to fall all over again, "I can't find it..."

Yeah, they were not going to tease him about it now. They never expected him to get this distraught over it...

Without moving too much, they got the ring out of their pocket. They held their tongue between their teeth as they tried to tip his chin up. He refused every time, he didn't want them to see him crying.

"Baby."

A muffled grunt.

"Babe."

Another one, this time in a "nuh uh" kind of sound.

"Ash."

Silence.

"Asher Talbot, will you look at me for one second, please."

He sighed, "Let me sulk in-"

He paused, eyes wide to see his mate holding his ring between their index and thumb, right in front of his nose.

He didn't know what to do for a second. No, actually, he did.

And that was pouncing on his mate with a million kisses anywhere he could reach on them as he profusely both apologized and thanked them at the same time.

They kept trying to get him off of them, every time he pinned them further down into the couch.

But he finally gave them air, grabbing his ring and immediately putting it on, "Where- what- where the fuck was it!? Where'd you find it???"

"On the kitchen counter, next to the sink. Figured I'd get it before I accidentally knocked it off and kept it pocketed until you got home."

"On the-? Ohhhh...."

Now it made sense. Now he remembered.

He, uh... He accidentally got jelly on his hands getting something quick before he headed out and took it off to wash... Then was in such a rush, he didn't even remember to put it back on.

"Oh."

"You okay now?"

"...a little bit..."

"Would more kisses help?"

".......yes."

"C'mere, you goof..."

[elliesw0rld]

asher's voice dropping when he was threatening porter in the summit pt.2 audio because of the whole situation with sweetheart is easily one of his hottest moments, and now i want NEED baaabe specifically to be in some high-stakes danger so i can see him be even mOREE PROTECTIVE HHAHAHAHA #NEEDTHAT

[ruubric]

nsfw ♡

Babe's eyes keep drawing back to Asher.

He seems so innocent. That fucking faker. Standing in between David, Milo and Angel, beaming like he's the sun reincarnated. He throws his head back at something David's spouse says and nudges a smirking Milo.

Fuck.

How can he just stand there and laugh right after he spent most of the morning in between their legs?!

Babe feels themself throb at the memory of his wet tongue, painstakingly lapping up every drop of them.

They watch as his hand slide up into his hair sweeping it out of his eyes. They remember how those same fingers darted and filled the place where they needed him most. They remember how slick they were when they entered his mouth, and how eagerly he tucked on them.

Those eyes that are twinkling with mischief now, were absolutely blown out and smug when they looked up at Babe that morning, so fucking satisfied with the desperate moaning that was being sucked out of his spouse...all thanks to him.

Asher is so going to pay tonight.

[rottenrhee]

redacted headcanons but i clearly have a favourite

ts is long btw sorry

angel loves the smell of david. there’s been so many times during pack movie nights (and some afterwards of smash tournaments) where angel is passed out, nose deep into david’s armpit

in their school days, tank and asher were a regulars when it came to ISS (in school suspension). tank because of attendance and asher because of class disruptions. milo went once or twice over some verbal altercations. the only time david was ever in the office was when he was being picked up for appointments (aka david was a goody two shoes, same with amanda)

guy once made a 67 joke to a customer and it got him blasted on google reviews

aaron got a crested gecko when he was like 12 and that gecko has been living the best life ever since (those fuckers apparently live for like 18 years?? idk but that lizard is his pride and joy)

despite not knowing how to cook almost anything, angel can make a mean batch of cinnamon buns. this is something david did not find out until very late into the relationship

david has a lot more ‘dog’ traits than he thinks he does and will deny everything when confronted with any claims. some examples being that he has an unofficial spot that he HAS to sit in on the couch, literally growls, can eat like a beast (haha get it bc he’s a wolf so that’s basically a beast hahaha), and like a typical wolf he will groom and take care of his loved ones (ex. fixing ash’s hair, filling milo’s water bottle when he notices it’s almost or completely empty, has cleaned tank’s depression room several times as a teenager, etc)

marie finds all of the mates (listeners AND sam) hilarious

angel is a pierced out baddie (the very few that they didn’t do themself were done by babe)

angel, tank, and sweetheart are avid zombie media lovers. tv shows, video games, movies, books, etc (totally not projection… yeah….)

adding onto the previous hc, angel has dressed very alternate and has since they were about 14 once they realized they didn’t HAVE to avoid certain topics around certain people (seriously. i’m tired of the “helpless innocent wittle baby” act people force upon angel. that bitch has a loud mouth and does not gaf when it comes to calling someone out)

growing up, sunshine was over elliott’s so much that they all just got used to them being around 24/7. there were even times when sunshine and aaron have gotten into typical sibling bickering and got scolded (bonus: elliott wasn’t even home during most of them when they did happen)

damien had childhood dreams of being a chef (which is why he is usually the main cook for the friendsgivings)

david is one of those freaks who has military time on his phone

david is also one of those freaks who puts hot sauce on every meal. started out when he was a teenager and tried being different but then realized how much he liked it

sweetheart’s rbf goes crazy

babe thought that ash just hung out with a bunch of assholes the first few months of dating. the assholes being david (because he lowk was a major ass), sweetheart (thought they were going to get yelled at by the look of sweetheart’s scowl), and a little bit for milo but understood he was being playful

angel has one of those mary poppins purses that is comically large and somehow has nothing and everything in it

lovely only had their learners permit before the inversion. the reason being that their driving was so shitty that they failed their test so many times (according to California laws you have 3 attempts in 12 months, they failed all three several years in a row). only just got their learners about 8 months before the inversion, despite trying to get their license since they were 16

sam had the same flip phone for many years, and did not upgrade until it was being held together with tape. the new phone he bought was an iPhone 14 because it was on sale at Best Buy, otherwise he would have gotten one of those modern touch screen flip phones.

angel had big dogs growing up and thought they could handle how big david would be when shifted. they were very surprised at how large he was.