#reader otp

[goldies-shenanigans]

the gilded wolves

laila: I know I’m just an investment-

séverin: don’t call yourself that!

six of crows

kaz: I protect my investments

inej: *angry dying noises*

[goldies-shenanigans]

Cassandra Clare really said “oh you don’t like love triangles? You think they’re cringe and overused and not done well? Okay :D” and then made us suffer through the emotional pulverization of Herongraystairs, chaotically stressful energy of Emma/Mark/Julian and Kierarktina, the rage of every Jordelia interference, and whatever the shit happened in TMI o-o

[goldies-shenanigans]

get yourself a relationship where you can sing off-key together in the car. where you have nicknames for each other that are essentially smart ass and dumb ass. where you keep a photo of the other in a notebook to remind yourself that it was all real. where nothing matters but that the other is alive. where you’re willing to fall into hell as long as you’re together. where you would choose each other over immortality every time. get yourself a relationship like percabeth’s.

[goldies-shenanigans]

not enrique basically saying that severin looked at laila like she held the secret to world domination omfg

[goldies-shenanigans]

percabeth parallel:

“So we went onto the dance floor, and I looked over to see how Thalia and Grover were doing things. I put one hand on Annabeth’s hip, and she clasped my other hand like she was about to judo throw me.” (The Titan’s Curse)

“Annabeth grabbed his wrist and flipped him over her shoulder. He slammed into the stone pavement.“ ... “‘This is Annabeth,’ Jason said. ‘Uh, normally she doesn’t judo-flip people.”(The Mark of Athena)