Reader teaches Clavell how to be 'hip' and 'cool' w the kids. Someone please help this poor man out.
I was so overjoyed and giggling for several minutes after seeing Clavell, I mean.. "Clive" walk onto screen.
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Okay but seriously, the man needs help.
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SFW Clavell: Cheugy Old Man
It was painful to watch your friend Clive try to be hip. It was so painfully obvious to you the moment you made eye contact with Clive that he was the director. He could hide behind that atrocious wig and sunglasses, but you couldn't change your facial structure. So when he tried being hip and cool, it was painful. You even tried pointing this out to Clive a few times, but he wasn't hearing it.
So you did what you had to do: You approached the Director during school hours to have a discussion with him. It actually came easier to you than you thought, when he asked you what a slang word meant, and you explained it meant "Out of Date" or a "Try Hard".
"Ah, I see...thank you for informing me." Clavell said, lacing his fingers together.
"Ya, it's not really a super common slang term honestly..." You said awkwardly before clearing your throat, "If you want, I can teach you a thing or two about other slang you might hear, as well as what's cool in the moment."
"Really? You'd do that?" You could see the spark in Clavell's eyes as you nodded.
"Ya uh let's go over appearances first." You decided, wanting desperately for his Clive outfit to look better. "The in style for hair is like cleaned up over the ears and off the next...maybe some bangs but some style it going to the side...and long side burns are out." You said and Clavell was about to open his mouth while you continued, "And aviator sunglasses or sport sunglasses look pretty cool as well...also wearing the longer pants rather than the shorts are more stylish. The school shorts are too big, y'know?"
Clavell was taken back as he nodded is head, "I see...so these are seen as cool?" he asked and you nodded.
"Yuppers!" You wouldn't lie, a lot of it was for your own comfort. If you had to keep seeing the Director in those shorts, you might actually be sick, "Also gloves are in for trainers, especially the fingerless ones." You said, giving him some advice on how to hide his age a bit more. His hands were definitely old and withered and were an easy tell that he wasn't young.
"I see, this is enlightening information." He said "I'll have to buy a new wig and clothes..." He murmured the last part, but you barely caught it.
"Ya, that's the lesson for today. I can teach you sayins and stuff on another day." You said as you looked at the clock.
"Thank you, it would be much appreciated. Now I'm sure you need to head to your next class. To be safe going." Clavell said and you nodded. You could only hope he took this advice to heart so he wouldn't look as dreadful the next time you went to take on a Team Star base.
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