Does the chef have any fluff headcanons of Fiona Frost he can make?
Fiona Frost fluff headcanons
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-Upon first glance, most people tend to assume Fiona doesn't actually love you, what with her constant stoic expression and how she'll occasionally stare daggers at you. However, this couldn't be further from the truth.
-Fiona merely acts this way due to being trained as a spy, which are naturally taught not to show weakness, including things like love and affection for another person.
-In actuality, her mind is filled with nothing but thoughts about how much she loves you. Her staring daggers is simply her way of hiding her deep admiration for you.
-If you aren't a spy like her, Fiona will confess her secret to you eventually, not wanting to hide anything from the love of her life. Though she doesn't show it, she's over the moon that you fully accept her for who she is even despite her occupation.
-Fiona is about as kuudere as they come. She'll gently grab your chin and pepper your face with kisses with the most serious face imaginable. If you ever ask her why, she simply tells you it's for a mission. What mission? That's top secret, even from you.
-If you call her out on her bluff and tell her she never keeps any mission secret from you, her eyes turn "angry" as she leans closer to you and whispers in your ear "Do I need a reason to kiss my partner?"
-Though most people would take this as her being upset with you, you understand her well enough to know that's just her way of showing how much she loves you. You usually allow her to continue without questioning after that.
-Fiona is always the big spoon when cuddling. She tells you it's just to protect you from enemy attacks that might try to sneak in while you sleep.
-As she watches you snore into her chest, she can't help but gently rub your back and kiss your head, whispering a soft "I love you" into your ear.
-Should you wake up while she's doing this, she tells you that she was simply trying to help you sleep better, as she read a study that affection like cuddling and back rubs can help improve your partner's quality of sleep.
-Tired from work? She'll offer you a chest or lap pillow while she strokes you hair, for maximum stress relief of course. Want to try her food? She'll feed it to you, to save you hurting your arms from having to reach over the table. In fact, let her feed your food to you as well, that way your hands and mouth won't get dirty.
-Aside from physical touch, another one of Fiona's love languages is acts of service. From your favourite breakfast in bed, to cleaning around the house to helping you bathe if you can't do it yourself or do't have the energy.
-If you ever thank her for doing all of this, she simply tells you it was nothing before walking away. Though she does her best to hide it, you can tell from the skip she does when she thinks you're not looking that she greatly appreciates you acknowledging her efforts.
-Fiona will fend off any threat that might try to hurt you, from wild dogs to muggers to bears and alligators. If you ever encountered one, she'd even fight off a mountain lion purely for daring to even think about hurting her beloved. If so much as a fly buzzes too close to you, she'll swat it away before turning towards you and saying "The threat has been neutralized".
Overall, though she hides it a lot, Fiona couldn't be happier than when she's around you. Even if other people can't see it, she's one of the most affectionate and loving girlfriends you could ask for.