#reader x j

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J : You two idiots cannot be serious? Listen, I don't know what base metal the company used to make both of your smooth, imbecile brains, but in no data of mine have I ever considered that cheap worker drone and I to have something going on!

V : .....

N : .....

[N and V exchange looks with each other]

Flashback

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[WDY/N struggle slightly as J's tail wraps around his wrists, tying them together]

[J turns around to stare at him. She stops when she sees him slightly jolts because of the sudden tightening from her tail and immediately walks up to him]

[J's instantly holds onto his hands, gently caressing the wrists]

J : Too tight?

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Flashback ends

V : And that was an hour ago... Yesterday he literally pet your head and you just let him

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[J grabs WDY/N by the neck, using her full hand. The sudden grab made WDY/N slightly gag, making him instinctively place both of his hands onto her arm]

J : Do not joke around with me...

[J let out a sinister laugh, staring down at him. WDY/N can't do anything but to look up at her]

J : You still... Wanna go for this...

[J's eyes glitches, one of her eyes flickering on and off, while the other one just dilated. Her smile wide across her cheeks, a sinister one, her teeth sharp]

[J let out another maniacal laugh]

J : still wanna go for this...

WDM!Reader :

[J's expression immediately changes into complete irritation, yet a blush spread across her face]

J blushing : What. Is. Wrong. With. You.

WDM!Reader : Everything~

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Uzi : Uh… Dude? You okay? Why are you holding your hand like it’s sacred treasure? And why are you BLUSHING?

N : Woah!! Your visor is really starting to get brighter–

[WDY/N is seen holding onto his hand, and instinctively hides his hand behind his back instantly]

WDM!Reader blushing : N–Nothing happened!

[Uzi squints her eyes, while N just stares in confusion]

Flashback

[J and WDY/N are in the middle of an argument. WDY/N has his arms out, staring up at her, while J is staring down at him, crossing her arms while having her wings expanded]

WDM!Reader : You can’t just keep threatening EVERYONE or destroy ANYTHING that annoys you for two seconds, J! Even if I am an exception, you can't keep doing this!

J : I can. and I will. Matter of fact... Watching them panic is therapeutic...

WDM!Reader : You literally destroyed one of the already crumbled buildings because a crack of rock from it fell on your head!

[J steps closer, leaning down, inches from WDY/N's face]

J : Are you raising your voice at me, little Worker.

WDM!Reader : I'm just saying you kept on being unreasonable!

[J then proceed to show her disassembly drone killer smile; X}

[J lifts his chin up with one sharp, cold claw]

J : You know what I think is unreasonable? You trying to scold me… you can't even look at me in the eyes correctly–

[WDY/N grabs her chin and forced more eye contact between them, surprising J and himself. J freezes for a second]

[J's killer smile disappeared but her slow, snarky, predatory smile spreads across her face]

J : Oh… being brave, aren’t you?~

And before WDY/N can react.

[J’s run her freakishly long, unsettlingly smooth, cold tongue around his entire hand licking his hand]

WDM!Reader blushing : H—HHHHHAA—?!??!

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[WDY/N nervously clearing his throat–Blushing]

WDM!Reader blushing : S-So... Cough... Me and J may or may not have–.... kissed...

[Thad and N gasped at the same time–Immediately hooked by the information, shocked and excited]

Thad : Dude, Seriously!? You KISSED the Disassembly Drone?! Like, for real?!

N : You kissed J!? Wait, did she do the lean-in thing?–Was it dramatic?!

Thad : Bro, bro! tell us more!

....

Meanwhile–

[J crossing her arms–Showing a tint of blush but trying to maintain her demeanor]

J : ...And then I kissed that idiot

[Uzi and V In front of her–exchanging looks at each other]

Uzi : ....Tongue?

J : Yeah...

V : Nice~

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Murder drones with Male WD y/n who was the only one who can tame V and J and couple years later lived in a somewhat peaceful live outside the bunker. And WD y/n also lives in a somewhat peaceful life with his murderesses wives.

[Years after copper-9's skies first burned gold with the wings of murder drones and well... Almost the destruction of copper-9 by the absolute solver peace had become a rare thing–well sure Uzi and WDY/N are cool with N and V but J? Ehhh that's another case... But after many visits by WDY/N and almost getting killed the first few times visiting–He managed to give J some talks]

. . . . .

[Outside of the bunker – a cabin stood covered in snow, smoke coming out from the chimney]

[Inside of the cabin – WDY/N with a worn scarf around his neck, pouring oil on two seperate cups while the fire from the fireplace heating around the place]

WDM!Reader : Sighs, disassembly drones really love their oil... Pftt–Chuckles, well I know what I was getting into and i sure as hell not regretting it

[A pair of yellow glowing eyes and a wide sharp grin shown outside the window]

WDM!Reader : Huh... I never questioned it but do they already come with the tails or–...?!!

[A pair of sharp blades locked and wrapped around WDY/N's waists, pulling him close as a head gently plopped on top of his head]

WDM!Reader : ....Okay–How about you start being careful with those things...

V : Scared?~

WDM!Reader : From you? Yes... I've seen the way you slice a bug...

V : Aww, come on, you’re still not scared of me after all this, right~?

WDM!Reader : Pftt–i'm worried about my entire body v

V : Ouch, offended~–

[WDY/N immediately grab a cup of oil, turns his head around and slammed the cup of oil inches away from V's face, V jolts and moves her head back a few inches]

WDM!Reader : Oh shut up and drink this you cat

[WDY/N giving V a kiss on the cheek with a smile]

V : You know you don't need to make these right–

WDM!Reader : Oh right, and make you and J scrape and lick the oil from inside my neck using both of your animalistic teeth everyday? Yeah I don't think so

V : Ugh–You mean the way J does it right? Me? I actually hold back~–

WDM!Reader/J : that's a complete lie/that's a complete lie...

[WDY/N and V surprised by the sudden synchronize words, V turns her head around along with WDY/N who moves his head to the side–Both seeing J next to the opened window V entered through]

J : For an idiot I at least expect you to close a window...

[J angrily closes the window]

V : Oops-My bad, mom~

WDM!Reader : Okay–NO... you two are not gonna fight while in the cabin! Remember last time? This place isn't a training ground!

V : Our bad~

J : Ugh whatever...

[As J was walking towards the counter to grab a cup of oil she pulls a piece of wood out behind her and casually throws it with ease onto the fire to make it warmer]

[J grabs the cup of oil beside them and starts drinking it]

WDM!Reader : Especially you v you cut the the top of the chimney... It took hours to fix that

V : Well it isn't my fault J have gotten better at dodging me~ almost cut her pretty pretty pony tails easily–

J : What was that.

WDM!Reader : Okaaay! You two stop now...

[WDY/N poke V's blades that are still wrapped around him with the cup of oil a few times making her retract the blades and pulls out her actual hands out which made V grabs the cup of oil from WDY/N as she walks back a few steps]

J : What about you grab some scraps–Atleast that will actually give you something to work with for the day...

V : ...Aww, are you annoyed J? X}

J : Very. X}

WDM!Reader : No! No fighting–V go grab some scrap metals! I want to make the handlers on the ceiling for the way you two sleep like cocoons stronger

[V let out a sinister laugh]

V : Fair, I'm taking my drink with me–Don't worry I won't lose it~

[V swiftly spread her wings, fly nearby the window, opened it and fly through it... But immediately went back to close it before leaving entirely]

J : Ugh... What a screw loose but at least she closed the window this time...

WDM!Reader : Mh-hm...

J : ....

[WDY/N gave J the teasing side eye with a smirk]

WDM!Reader : Chuckles, you know you can if you want to–Oof!

[J went behind WDY/N and have one of her arm locked around him while holding her drink still in the other hand]

WDM!Reader : Pfft–

[WDY/N let out a short laugh]

WDM!Reader : I love it when you're like this–

J : Shut it...

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[A couple decades ago — Scene starts with the murder drones freshly landed on copper 9]

[J, N and V murdering every worker drones they see, J stopped to stare at the two of them, narrowing her glowing eyes, voice sharp and cold]

J : Eliminate every worker drone you see, No exceptions, We cleanse them Efficiently... If they breathe, they die, Keep moving...

....

[A couple decades later — inside WDY/N's room, J laying down across WDY/N's lap, eyes dimmer and softer, her arms loosely wrapped around his torso, head resting comfortably on his thigh while WDY/N is gently running his fingers through her hair, smiling softly]

WDM!Reader : Chuckles... Enjoying yourself?

[J just hums in agreement... Till suddenly she remembered what she said a couple decades ago...]

J : ....Oh no...

WDM!Reader : You okay? (⁠ ⁠╹v╹⁠ ⁠)?

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V and J with a WD!Reader that is basically Uzi brother

[Outside the bunker, Y/N ravaging through piles of rusted out metals, clearly trying to find a piece for something]

WDM!Reader : Oh come on! If the humans found out they were about to die at least go out putting some stuff in a crate! Groans...

V : Well well, someone's being short tempered then usual~

WDM!Reader : Huh?—Oof!

[V suddenly marches up to Y/N from behind with her wings out, pulling him close to her, Y/N clearly trying to balance himself from V's taller present as she placed her head on his shoulder]

WDM!Reader : Wha–!? V, Seriously! We already talked about personal space!

V : Awww, but that's so booring

[V tightens her grip on Y/N]

WDM!Reader : I swear you might as well have been programmed to be a cat rather than a murder drone cause–[V nuzzles onto Y/N]

WDM!Reader blushing : ......

[...Y/N starts petting her hair making her calmed down from giving Y/N an accidental death]

V : Aww, is that a–

WDM!Reader blushing : Shut up...

J : Sighs... Indecency...

[J who was standing on top of a lamp pole flies down, crossing her arms]

J : What... Are you even doing out here... Weren't you with your toaster of a sister and that idiot...

WDM!Reader : Pfftt, what Uzi and N? I left them alone, the atmosphere shifted and when I said shifted I meant Uzi trying to impress N with her aim using her rail gun

J : And you are here why?

WDM!Reader : I need some parts to complete my plasma blades but all I got was nothing but garbage parts to make an actual toaster!

[J Sighs, walks over and pauses for a moment]

J : Your hair's all messy...

WDM!Reader : Yeah, thanks, miss obvious, I've been ravaging through piles of metals for hours now–.....

[J hesitates before she reaches out and ruffles his hair]

J : ...Tch You're a mess..

[J mumbles, her tone is unusually soft but still trying to act cool as she looks away, clearly embarrassed]

WDM!Reader blushing : ...

WDM!Reader blushing : ...Did you just pet me?

[J's face blushing, quickly steps back]

J blushing : What!? No! I was criticizing your hair!

[V narrows her eyes at J]

V : Ohhhhh, All out of words J?

[J's eyes staring at V, her eyes widened and start smiling murderously at V]

J : V... Unlike you, I don’t go around clinging to people like some desperate stray...

[V's eyes and smile starts doing the same]

V : Haha, and unlike you, I don’t get all flustered over a little hair ruffling~

[J’s murderous smile twitches as she glares at V, who’s still hanging off Y/N like a smug cat... Y/N, caught in the middle of the growing tension and sighs]

WDM!Reader : Okay I swear if you two start trying to tear each other apart again I'm not letting you two drink oil from my neck again!

[Both immediately freezes, faltering from their murderous intent]

WDM!Reader : Good!

[Y/N quickly kiss V's lips and walks up to J and gave her a kiss on the lips leaving both murder drones speechless]

WDM!Reader : Now I would really appreciate it if you flying, murderous, super hot–murder drones of mine helped me find some parts I need to–....Oh crap you two are overheating–

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WDM!Reader : Huh... Does–...Does she actually have a...

[WDY/N walking up towards J with both curiosity and intrigued written all over his face]

J : Sighs... And what is it that you want?

WDM!Reader : Oh drop the tone miss leader–You know you wouldn't do anything to me...

[J went quiet–(Knowing he's right) letting out a slight groan along with a slight blush on her face with WDY/N who now is smirking]

WDM!Reader : But seriously, I've been wondering about something

J : If it’s about why I’m deadlier with better equipment then the rest, I’m already aware of that...

WDM!Reader : Nope, not that... you seem to really like it when people say nice things about you–

J : Of course, it really isn't much of a big deal when I am the one who's best at–

WDM!Reader : But why do you seem more shocked when I do it...

[...Both staring at each other, J's blush slowly glowing more on her visor]

J : What–!? Do not even try to flatter–

WDM!Reader : But you are correct, you are indeed a deadly murder drone~ it's honestly so impressive how well composed you are~

J : ....

J blushing : ...Why you little–