[Blitzø rummaging through a chest full of items, throwing majority of the stuff over his shoulder that deems "Not worth it", while Y/N is behind him, dodging every items being thrown by him]
Blitzø : Okay so–her medicine, chewy toyies, picture of me, picture of both Millie and Moxxie, picture of that dead asshole that slapped her ass that one time-[Pulls his head out of the chest] WHERE THE FUCK IS HER EMERGENCY TREATS—
[Y/N holds onto his shoulder, blitzø turns around, seeing Y/N's clothes are damaged and rip cause of the blades blitzø threw out of the chest]
M!Reader : Sighs, blitz it's only for the week, you'll see her at work anyway! also... don't you think Loona can-Ahem... Pick her own stuff?
Blitzø : UGH–and what exactly are you trying to imply here?
[Blitzø gasped offendedly. Y/N with a casual expression on his face, takes his hand off his shoulder, and gestures to the giant backpack full of items next to him with the label "Loony Toony's funpack" with a terrible drawn unicorn next to it]
M!Reader : This. This is what I'm implying.
[Blitzø staring at the backpack, inspecting it with lizard eyes, while caressing his chin]
Blitzø : your right... I forgot the extra scarfs...
M!Reader : Wha-why would you bring scarfs we're in—You know what, nevermind...
Blitzø : listen Y/N, just because my ass, Loony's ass, Mox and Mil's ass trust that you'd take good care of my dear loony toony, don't mean my ass has shit out all of its suspicions
M!Reader : And I respect that, trust me this won't go—
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M!Reader blushing : —south.
[Inside Y/N's bedroom, Night. Y/N on the bed, laying his head on Loona's head, while Loona is cuddling up against him, sleeping, both naked]
[The room dark, lights turned off. The windows being the only source to light up the room]
M!Reader blushing : HOW?? We arrived a few hours ago, she instantly pounced onto me on the bed!
M!Reader blushing : ....[Moves around] dang it, she's more fluffy without her clothes on... She... still has the same stamina ^v^💧
M!Reader blushing : Aaaaand my throat is completely dry... Hm–is she asleep?
[Y/N moves his head away and stares down, seeing Loona sleeping peacefully. Y/N sees relaxation in her expression and just chuckles]
M!Reader : Well both of us are clearly satisfied... Well–except parts of my body...
[Zooms out–Reveals Y/N is cover in small, medium, and large bite marks all over]
M!Reader : I seriously need some–???
[Y/N tries to stand up from the bed, but it turns out, Loona has quite the grippy hug on him]
M!Reader : ...Oh you have got to be kidding me—Wait, what if–
[Y/N slowly pulls his body upwards to escape her grip, and surprisingly succeed. Y/N immediately grabs his underclothes, and wears them. Y/N now stands before Loona sleeping]
M!Reader : Phew–i thought I had to sleep with this dry throat all night...
[Y/N walking back towards the bedroom with a cup of water, head fill with so many moments of the sex]
M!Reader blushing : Her tail can actually do that... Goodness I don't even hate it–Huh?
[Y/N suddenly hears a sound coming from the bedroom, a noise that sounds like a slightly whimpering puppy]
[Y/N opens the door all the way]
M!Reader : Huh? What is—?!!!
[Y/N sees Loona sitting on the edge of bed. Her eyes are wide, her face is frightened, and she's gripping the sheets of the bed]
M!Reader : ...Oooo right, blitz warned me about this–Loona! Love, I was just getting a glass of water!
[Loona stays in the same position. Y/N then places down the glass of water on the small nearby nightstand and hugs her, Making Loona stops gripping the sheets, and plops her face onto Y/N's chest]