[Y/N is halfway through a chapter of a fantasy novel he's reading, it's getting good too. The Anti-hero is finally gonna find the person who killed her daughter]
...While that's happening–
[Mirko is bench pressing Y/N's WHOLE body in the living room while he just have a casual expression on his face, like this is normal]
Mirko : One...!!
Mirko : Two...!!
Mirko : Three...!!
M!Reader : Oh– by the way, Rumi. I actually managed to get you that carrot drink you like so much from the supermarket. It's so strange how fast people bought them... It's in the fridge by the way
Mirko : Really?! Sweet! Thank you, love, you're a real life saver!
———
[Y/N is still reading... While sitting on Mirko's shoulder as she's doing squats–
M!Reader : Are your legs tired yet?
Mirko : NOOPE!
M!Reader : Hm, it seems you broke your last record
Mirko : Oh I'm not planning to stop, I'm going until these legs nearly give up on me! I gotta push my limit!
[Y/N slightly lowers his book to stare at her in concern because he knows, knowing her, she meant every word–
M!Reader : ...Okay don't push your limit that far—
———
[Y/N continues on with his book... While laying down on Mirko's back as she's literally planking—
One minute.
Two minute.
Three minute.
M!Reader : ...I know it's only been, like, three minutes, and I know you can last wayyy longer, but it's still extremely impressive...
Mirko : PUSHING. MY. LIMIT.
[Mirko says with that crazy smile that Y/N fell in love with. Y/N just stays casual, because of the fact that he had seen Mirko doing crazier workout–
———
[Y/N is reading the last chapter of his novel... While laying down on Mirko's back as she's doing push ups repeatedly–
Mirko : oh yeah, forgot to mention–I appreciate that you allow me to use your body as a workout, babe!
M!Reader : ...You almost everyday use my body as a workout–
Mirko : Can you blame me? Your body has the perfect weight!
M!Reader : ...Should I feel insulted ooor–
Mirko : NOT AT ALL! I'm trying to say your body is perfect! Both for working out and without a doubt, looks!
M!Reader : Pftt–Chuckles, flattering, big bunny















