#readers react

[mead-iocre]

Leah telling Keira to say delete like hate to break it you miss ma'am, but your girl is doing what she wants she's a bit spicy sometimes 😂😂😂

extension of this

spoiled!reader bugging leah while she's on a trip for an away game. calling her on facetime as soon as leah told her shes back in the hotel "i took so many pictures today at the beach"

"hmm" leah was so tired. she could barely keep her eyes open.

"you should see 'em"

"i will, princess. tomorrow" her girl pouts. lips tinted with that shiny pink lipgloss she loves. leah can almost taste the vanilla a thousand miles away.

"okayyy. but i look really pretty, lee"

"im sure you do, baby-- i'll check it tomorrow 'kay"

--

leah got the biggest shock of her life seeing that post. like that kind of post is not even a spam account-- it's a only-for-your-lovers-eyes kind of post wtf. she hastily grapples for the comment section of the post, typing "I'VE SEHF" before pressing the backspace and retyping it "I'VE SEEN IT NOW DELETE"

she sends a quick message to keira "tell her to delete that post. its urgent"

almost in a daze leah presses the call button, letting it ring for a couple of seconds before remembering her girl must be sound asleep. End call

shit.

leah goes back to instagram and stares at the photo again. almost mesmarised. she smiles at her phone, double tapping the photo to like it

heart

she's one lucky motherfucker.

[halliewriteshockey]

Listen here you little punk. You really thought it would be okay to make me fall in love with a winger soft for his Russian center? Huh? You really made me read about this man, who's so tender and in love with Deems, who makes him stroganoff and tucks him in and kisses his forehead and aches for him? And you thought that was okay? And about this little idiot man who loves his Rory so much even though he doesn't remember him? You really made me read about him breaking into Rory's apartment on Christmas TO BAKE FOR HIM BECAUSE RORY MENTIONED IT ONCE? HUH? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME WHY HIS NICKNAME IS LORELEI!

Non of this is okay and I'm in pain. I have 30% of the book left and I swear to God if Dima doesn't get his memory back and his head out off his ass

I will break into your house and fill all your shoes with marbles!

I will buy out your favorite snack in every store!

I will put nicks into your letterbox!

I will hack your computer and put comic sans as your default word font!

I am not okay with this!

I love them both and I'll keep them forever also can Henry please adopt me

Are Luca and Jonas fucking???

This is it, this is my favorite message of all time

Legit I sat here and read it about twenty times and THEN I shared it with my people and then I read it again several times like a dragon hoarding its treasure and cackled maniacally

First of all can I just say those threats are amazing?? Can I use some of them and do you have any more, because holy shit I laughed so hard

I hope you’re finished now and have realized that of COURSE I fix it and Dima gets his memory back

Henry has already adopted you, I hope you’re ready for parental advice and gentle dragging when he thinks you’re being stupid

Re: Rory’s nickname, it’s a Gilmore Girls reference! The main character’s name is Lorelei and she names her daughter Lorelei too and calls her Rory!

As far as Luca and Jonas go, well........ 😇

[imboredbutnotreally]

Reading Magnus Chase got me like:

“Is he dead, or is he dead dead?”

[writernotwaiting]

[well, I think that was the shortest halflife for any poem I've posted, ever. Interesting.]

[mead-iocre]

id die for brat!reader

so would alexia tbh.

alexia would constantly moan and rant about her girl in the locker room but everyone knows alexia is down bad for that girl

there’s just something about the way she constantly pushes her buttons, her outlandish extroverted nature and the way she would just unashamedly grab life in a chokehold every. single. day.

alexia can’t think of a perfectly imperfect lover

and that’s why she puts up with it all (even though it makes her want to scream into a pillow sometimes)

[mead-iocre]

brat!reader definitely the very definition of a very bratty bottom

....who said brat!reader is a bottom 🤨

but yes. she is (although she'll never admit it)

as expected she's the type to purposely provoke alexia-- even between the sheets-- with the intent to get whatever she wants. she has no qualms about telling her lover how and when she likes-- and she's not shy to take her own initiative either.

alexia always wake up with a few bite marks on her shoulders, collarbones, neck; meanwhile brat!reader has to rub lotion all over her wrists first thing in the morning x

[mead-iocre]

Cos she’s crazy 😭😭

and she’d be right.

there would be a match going on and then some commotion happening in the stands. during a water break the players would ask the stewards what went on and they’d be like “oh yeah some crazy fan started a chant for the opposition and we had to tell her that her chant isn’t appropriate around kids”

and all the barca players just slowly turn to look at alexia because they know exactly who it is. mapi was already cackling loudly, frido nearly choked on her water. meanwhile alexia already got her head bowed down, hand massaging her temples, eyes tightly squeezed shut, trying to take steady breathes

“…i swear she’s going to get herself banned from the stadium”

[mead-iocre]

“rail me” is killing me 😭😭😭 i know once alexia had calmed down later she replies like “…ok 🙂”

brat!reader sending alexia these memes:

and she's like: "bet. bring that ass over here 🗣️"