Parody!CountryxShitface-IMeanReader
I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy this one.
Crack! Glass rains down around you in a radiant cascade of tiny reflections and prismatic colors. The buzzer sounds, signaling the end of the fourth quarter. You had just made the game-winning slam dunk. Yes, you. Because I know you better than yourself, and I say you're a basketball all-star. And you can leap ten feet in the air. Yup. It's true. Also, you're a hot, slender-figured young woman with a smoking set of tits. I know it may be called a "reader insert," but this is my story and you'll be whoever the hell I tell you to be.
[Thank you, kind author.] "Hey, ________!" the fictional character of your choice calls out to you from the stand, "I want 2 hve smexy but sekz wit u." The spelling and grammar errors were so numerous that they were even audible. As you stalk off of the court towards the previously mentioned fictional character to engage him in an intense bout of anal fornication, a thought occurs to you. You thought, with the few brain cells in your possession, that it was funny how I bothered to create (albeit absolutely false) details and interests that would help to create a well-thought out character, but only half-assed it and put a giant blank space over all the important details such as your name. But, you stop thinking and let this fictional character fuck you senseless in the middle of a basketball court because that's just the kind of person I know you are. Hopefully, he breaks your pelvis, and you bleed to death.
I have absolutely nothing to add.
Author, you get a standing ovation, and thanks for the titties. Appreciate it.
-A