Calling all Sasha James simps! (REAL SASHA ONLY. NOT-THEM CAN CHOKE.)
Help me craft what OUR GIRL would call you in the dating sim!
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
THE VIBE: Sasha is 50% cryptic tech oracle, 50% sentient thesaurus. Her nicknames should reflect:
🖥️ Tech/Hacker Brain: Glitchcore, cryptic, digital-age intimacy. (e.g., "My Firewall", "Archive Ghost", "Little Syntax Error")
📚 Walking Dictionary Brain: Absurdly verbose, whimsically academic, 0% chill. (e.g., "My Querulous Beloved", "Oh Perspicacious Entity")
Categories:
Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Fellow Archival Anomaly", "Debugger")
Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Encrypted Desire", "Most Pulchritudinous Conundrum")
Pet names (e.g., "Binary Sweetheart", "Oh Ineffable Enigma")
PRO TIP: The more it sounds like an error message written by Shakespeare, the better. I trust your obscene vocabularies.
RULES:
NO NOT-THEM ENERGY. ONLY REAL SASHA’S CHAOTIC INTELLECT ALLOWED.
Fem / Masc / Andro variants for ALL suggestions!
BONUS POINTS: Hybrid names fusing tech + thesaurus chaos. (e.g., "My Precious Firewall Configuration")
Note: If your suggestion doesn’t sound like it was coded by Jane Austen, you’re not trying hard enough.
I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!
I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)
Last Edited: August 26, 2025 — 4:31pm / 16:31 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: changed placement of "first time here" bit
