#real pirate posts

[realpiratecaptain]

sometimes when I've drank all of me rum I toss the oranges overboard and tell me crew we've ran out so we stop at to port (to get more oranges and less scurvy) but really its so i can refill me rum supply 🥃 😏 self care be important for a pirate captain 😌🧉

[realpiratecaptain]

me ship was surrounded by a fleet twice arr size armed with dozens o' canons and me first mate put up a solid red flag! matey, that be the flag o' merciless attack, not surrender! 😑 now both me ship and first mate have a big bloody hole in their hulls 😬

[realpiratecaptain]

me cabin boy just asked me if we be approaching land soon... matey we just left port what do ye mean "arr we there yet?" 🙄 land lubber

[realpiratecaptain]

ever since me first mate got injured in our escape from the navy hes been moved to me captains quarters to recover... i miss having me bed :(

[realpiratecaptain]

all me mateys have strange and elusive bonds to the sea

[realpiratecaptain]

Ate you accepting new crew members at this time?

AYE AYE MATEY!! If ye be looking, me ship always be open to new swashbucklers 😈 the crew and I welcome you aboard!! 🏴‍☠️