#realistic fc

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@impathize​ asked: “ i detect sarcasm. ” (for house!) ➥ Outlast sentence starters.

     "Ah!" House perks up a bit in his seat, which can only mean the next thing to come out of his mouth will be entirely unhelpful.

     "Glad to see all that education is finally paying off."

[rovgefonce]

Closed ANGY starter for @dhampiravidi ( Orion ).

     "I don't give a fuck about your little scenery pictures, MUTT. My team reserved this spot for a photoshoot and I have the records to prove it. We're setting up whether you like it or not. If you'll kindly scram, preferably where the wind won't carry your stink, that would be great."

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@deadlyarccna​ liked for a starter from Dandelion. ( for Marian or Ethan! )

     "I am a bard and nothing more—— which I would argue is a highly respectable title not demanding of 'more.' I am no tattletale, spy, or other ABSURD idea what sprouted in your head." The last time someone wanted information from him, it was a NIGHTMARE that still makes him shiver to this day. He hopes to avoid that at all costs.      "I play music, I sing, and I tell stories. That's all," he insists.

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@reverxnce​ con’t.d;; Lucifer & Ezekiel.

Ezekiel wasn't used to receiving fresh-faced visitors at the moment, not with the rut the town had found itself in, yet again. This time it came in the form of a poor harvest. This was something they had been through before, but this time...this time, it was practically non-existent. And it wasn't too long before the sickness had followed, the people left vulnerable by poor nourishment.

Anyone with half a brain who happened upon the place in its present state turned around and left immediately.

As such, the last thing Ezekiel expected was a stranger to have unwittingly listened in on his plea, which he offered earnestly up with hands clasped and head inclined desperately towards the Heavens.

"Please, Lord - the people in this town are good, hardworking people. I beseech you with all my heart, do not let them starve! We have come through so much as it is. Why should we have been allowed the strength to conquer wave upon wave of plague, famine, and drought only to be left to perish now?

Please. There are families and children here. Tell me what I can do - guide me! I beg you; send us something - anything..."

     'Tis a PITIFUL sight indeed. A scene not unfamiliar to the Fallen at all. One has to wonder how many others just like it were occuring around the world in this exact moment. He had reached the town via the usual aimless wandering and found himself trapped there by sympathy alone. He did not have most of his original power, but perhaps there was something he could do. He could intervene, somehow. Make a difference. And after so long spent on Earth, he could not turn a blind eye to the most desperate of humans.

     "'Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial.' How long has this trial lasted, Reverend?" The query comes from one of the wooden pews which Lucifer leans against, arms crossed over his chest.

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     "Yes, I am naked. I was not aware that we now state the obvious in lieu of greeting. How archaic of me. I take back that 'hello,' then."

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@willsempath liked for a starter.

"Ah, Will. Thank you for joining me on such short notice."

Hannibal steps aside to allow Will into his home, and follows him into the dining room. The table is already set; a beautiful display of culinary mastery, as is the norm in Dr. Lecter's home.

"Coq au vin," he announces proudly, while going to pull a chair back for Will. "It's well worth the drive, I promise. There should even be enough for you to take home."

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@riiese​ asked: [ PROTECT ]: in order to protect the receiver from harm, the sender uses their powers to keep them safe and erase the threat. [ @riiese , Ingvar for jaskier, because physical power counts as powers right?] ➥ POWERFUL PROMPTS PT. 2

     "Well, would you look at that," the bard sighs, staring at the graveyard of drowners before them. "You are no harpy-slayer. But I have never seen anyone kill a whole horde of ghouls with a tree trunk. Ingvar — I think I owe you my life."

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@born-of-loss​ asked: ❝ i don’t understand, but i want to try. ❞ - Reina to Jaskier — Things that you want to hear.

     "I know, I know, it—— what?"      The statement catches him by surprise. Normally when Jaskier complains, it is met with pointed looks, snarky witticisms, or even hostility. He has come to expect it. Reina's response is kind and sympathetic. It's quite refreshing.      "Really? WOW, that's... very kind. Oh." He pauses and holds his hands to his chest. "Be still, my beating heart. Are you trying to win me over?"