#realistic fears

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𝘈 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰, 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥. 𝘐 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘐’𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘵, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱.

𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘭. 𝘐 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 “𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴.” 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰; 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘥.

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Mother I’d like to flee (well give me a better cougar joke title, I’ll wait) (2019)

[toiletwine]

i like to slap the bf’s butt now & then but i harbor this deep seated fear that someday he’ll be bent over at just the wrong angle and i’ll slap just a little too low and ... i’ll accidentally jostle the jingle jangles

[mikelikesscience]

Realistic Fears (Halloween Rap)

Things get spooky when I rap about my realistic fears. Things like getting old, dropping my phone, star-nosed moles, and more!

So join me for one minute of truly hair raising lyrics.

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P.S. Star-Nosed Moles are really cute once you get to know them!