Tumblr Users: Boy, I sure like Tumblr more than Facebook.
Tumblr Staff: What's that? You like Facebook more than Tumblr?
Tumblr Staff: We know just how to fix that! BAM! Instant messaging system! JUST like Facebook!
Tumblr Staff: Now you can continuously be harassed not only by people you don't want to talk to, but by pEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW











