#realsituationposting

[cassi3-luvs-u]

me talking to my alien friend: “did you know problem spelled backward is melborp?”

my alien friend melborp: *looks at me shocked, pointing at himself* “like…. me?”

me: *sweetly chuckling* “yes melborp, and it makes sense. you’re the opposite of a problem my sweet friend.”

melborp: “okay time for your daily probing.”

me: “yay!”